Finger Swiper 

A good book that you're reading on your e-reader. Would be a "page turner" if a print book.

Finally reading Moby Dick after all these years on my Kindle, it's a real finger swiper.

Finger Swiper by JWH88 December 31, 2011

Finger horn 

Using your finger to get your feet into a pair of dress shoes, when the shoe horn is backwards and you are hammered drunk.

Derek was so hammed his shoe horn was back wards so he had to resort the the double finger horn

Finger horn by Spenny for real May 13, 2012

Finger Kief 

The finely ground marihuana weed that falls on the table during packing; named "finger kief" due to being picked up off the table with your fingertip, so as to prevent waste.

Guy 1: Want me to pack you a bowl?
Guy 2: Of course. Just make sure you use the finger kief, I only have like a gram left!

Being an impoverished stoner, Joe always used every last bit of his finger keif.

Finger Kief by therealscooby September 11, 2013

findersmitt

German for "the love of the orange cream".
The act of smearing squashed shit between your asscheeks on a surface or body part of another.
Found pleasurable among mormons.

Can i findersmitt all over your face?

findersmitt by The filthy whisker November 1, 2013

finger of shame 

The finger you get when you are in trouble

Oh shit..

Joe deserves the finger of shame…

Oh SHIT what did he do

finger of shame by seymour6666 February 10, 2014

finger fishing 

When a girl can't pull her tampon out by the string and has to go fishin for it with her fingers.

I had to go finger fishing last night, my tampon was so far up there!

finger fishing by ballintrader February 25, 2014

finger flank 

when you slip your finger in your girls butt hole at the movies.

"I finger flanked my girls at the movies my dude"

finger flank by john222222 April 29, 2014