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irish nut

When you are having oral sex being performed from a woman, then out of nowhere you squeeze green food coloring Down here throat and tell her something shocking that she gags while you say luck of the Irish.
Man Melvin is such a bitch, always giving me Irish nuts all the time, we can’t even have a normal conversation anymore.
by Snubbish December 9, 2017
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dez nuts

by blockbirdd December 5, 2019
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clydeez nuts

Clydeez nuts is one of the best nuts out there
I love clydeez nuts
by Isxzpscb April 19, 2022
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Big nuts

by iamaPineapples May 13, 2021
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parkour nut

A great meme because I'm an idiot and posted a video of me online of me doing stupid things because I thought I was really cool at the time
Nice year 12 jersey, what does it say?
It says parkour nut and it means that when I was 12 I stupidly posted a video of myself on YouTube of me doing parkour that is sooooooooo cringey and I hate myself for it
by Cuntkiller101 May 21, 2017
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No Nut November

No Nut November is the hardest confrontation any mortal man can come across during the entire year. It is said that once you succeed by not ejaculating even once during the entire month of November, a male will possess the permanent ability to levitate.

However, this challenge should not be taken lightly, as millions of men all across the world have failed and in some cases have committed suicide by the sheer urge to bust a nut, but not being allowed to.

Stay strong soldiers, well defeat these thots one by one.

Also, onlyfans.com is broke during this month.
Homie: "Yo are you gonna do No Nut November?"
Me: "Ye bro I already deleted my pronhub account."
Homie: "Good luck soldier. And remember no horny thoughts. Be the ultimate anti-simp."
by YsnDaBoss November 10, 2020
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hot nut

Someone who is 'hot' or high quality. They're a quality bloke and just good to talk too.
"Oi, you know bing?"
"Nosh, he's such a hot nut"
by marcuparcu September 11, 2022
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