stork the baby 

When you wrap a baby up in a blanket and carry the blanket like a stork would in those cartoons.

Don’t wake him up. Just stork the baby and bring him to his crib.

stork the baby by shifty hobo April 2, 2019

Boo-Boo Dirt Baby 

Young slutty type of girl.
Dirty butt of this generation

Under the age of 25
Sluty, Whorish like, Thot, Young Thot,

Amber wishes she was a Boo-Boo Dirt Baby but she's to old. You would consider her a dirty butt

Boo-Boo Dirt Baby by "2Late" May 12, 2019

Jerk-Off Baby

When your wife is trying to get pregnant and your’re tired of having sex with her. You jerk-off then run over and shoot your load in her.

“I successfully impregnated my wife with a jerk-off baby”

Jerk-Off Baby by Thor drinks beer August 21, 2019

On My Baby Boy

Like Saying On Your Mom.
But You Really Mean It.
To Get The Point Across.
To That Person.

Man I Made Million Dollars Today.
For Real?? Bruh!! On My Baby Boy!!!

On My Baby Boy by YoungFame September 12, 2019

Sierra (gerber baby) 

Sierra is the sweetest most caring girl you ever met and makes the best girlfriend. She is hella gorgeous even though she thinks shes ugly. She has the kind of personality that makes you think "i wish i was like that". she's always super playful and fun to be around. All the guys want her but she only has an eye for one man. She is super adorable and she snores when she sleeps which is super cute! She exceeds all that you could ask for.

Sierra (gerber baby)

Hey sierra how are you today?

Sierra: im good thanks for asking!

Sierra (gerber baby) by 1989bmw535i October 10, 2019

Jiggle-a-bye Baby 

Using your stomach flab to rock-a-bye baby to sleep while in a stationary position. Commonly used while in bed as the baby lays on moms tummy and is gently glided up and down on core fat/extra skin. A useful act for the mom pooch.

Tired Momma- “ I was too exhausted to get out of bed last night to rock the baby, so I jiggle-a-bye baby back to sleep.”

Jiggle-a-bye Baby by Mom-in November 13, 2019

reverse anchor baby 

When a white man has a child with a 3rd worlder so they can obtain a visa to stay and continue to live high off the hog on US Government benefits.

I heard Joe went to Thailand and had a reverse anchor baby with a bar girl so he could retire in Phuket.

reverse anchor baby by Smart-Aleck December 6, 2019