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When you wrap a baby up in a blanket and carry the blanket like a stork would in those cartoons.
Don’t wake him up. Just stork the baby and bring him to his crib.
by shifty hobo April 02, 2019

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After you cum inside a condom, blow it up like a balloon and pop it in you’re partners face.
i could not wait to get Debbie home and give her a sailor’s cannon after the office party.
by shifty hobo November 30, 2017

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To arrive at a local event by any type of aircraft (helicopter, airplane) even though the destination is easily accessible by car, train, or even walking.
“You gonna take the train to the Barclays Center tonight?”
“Fuck that noise bro, I’m totally gonna airway myself there because i have disposable income”
by shifty hobo November 30, 2017

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After you cum inside a condom, blow it up like a balloon and pop it in you’re partners face.
i could not wait to get Debbie home and give her a sailor’s cannon after the office party.
by shifty hobo November 30, 2017

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