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Nut Gut

A Nut Gut is when an erect penis goes flaccid without releasing the goods which in return then makes the stomach/ gut painful.
Guy: Babe, don’t get me hard if you’re not about it
Girl: I’m sorry I just don’t feel like having sex right now
- Guy 10-20 minutes later with an upset stomach
Guy: Fuck Karen, I have a Nut Gut now. Thanks.
by RealTalkGirl2020 March 8, 2020
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Deez nuts

da deez nuts that you are the sussy imposter if you say
by Deeeeeeez nutsssssssss January 11, 2023
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i’m nuts

being nuts is another way of saying cool or just too good at something.
i’m nuts

also use

she’s nuts, he’s nuts, their nuts, we’re nuts
by i’m nuts January 26, 2023
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Master of the Nut

A person (mainly male) who beats No Nut November and Destroy Dick December.
People who hold this title have proven to be able to control their horniness at will.
Eric: "Bro have you heard that Lucas beat NNN AND DDD?"

Tom: "Damn that wigga really is the Master of the Nut"
by Sakor December 5, 2022
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National kick your girlfriend in the nuts Day

March 11 Is national kick your girlfriend in the nuts Day
National kick your girlfriend in the nuts day”
by Uemm March 5, 2025
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Nut Pocket

A slutty girl (aka a vag) randomly chosen at the end of the night from a bar or tavern (if you are old) that is taken home for one purpose.
Man, it’s been a long week, I’m hoping to find a fine nut pocket tonight.
by MattyG69 October 18, 2019
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Blind nut

Like a blind date, but for sex
“My friend set me up on a blind nut last night, and she was fucking good.”
by Tsaucee September 10, 2020
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