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bucket cunt 

a guitarist who wears a cunt for a hat
bucket head should change his name to cunt head
bucket cunt by hooh September 7, 2004
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Chilled Cunt 

Chilled Cunt is an expression to show someone of a tryhard nature.
Often used in conjunction with Chillllllllllllledddddd.. .... to show that what someone has just said is an attempt at acting hard or hardarse.

Often "chilled cunts" will talk about their rapping (even though they are shit), cones, and violence.

Often have aliases such as
Punk Ass Bitch, TJ, B-Rad, etc
Person 1: Man that bitch wouldnt let me smoke cones in her house, man. I'm gonna fucking ghetto stomp her arse, until her temples leaking and smoke over her dead body.
Person 2: Chilllllleeeedddd! God, your a chilled cunt.

Dumb Cunt 

Typically said when conversing with a tourist in another country such as New Zealand.
This "Dumb cunt" is often referred to someone who frequently displays tardiness, is unorganised, and is generally a stupid fucking idiot.
Cool dude at a party: "Look at that idiot rubbing his stomach screaming OIII on the d floor aye"
2nd cool dude: "what a dumb cunt aye!!"

Lad: *opens door* "are you ready bro?"
Maxi: "yeah bro i'm ready to go. all i have to do is finish breakfast, brush my teeth, put my shoes on and pack my bags"
Lad: "fuck you're a dumb cunt.."
Dumb Cunt by Schwulmeister March 7, 2014

Texas faced sports cunt 

One who insists on driving an early model red sports car with Texas plates. Can usually be found warming up the engine by over revving before 9 am on Sunday mornings.
"What's that noise honey?"
"Go back to sleep dear, It's only the Texas faced sports cunt from upstairs"

First rate cunt lapper 

This is from an eikaiwa lesson video of a faux-geisha teaching Japanese women how to talk dirrrty in English. (Eikaiwa means English conversation by the way)

I wonder how many women actually used these lines, and how many befuddled men lost wood after hearing that they’re a first rate cunt lapper in broken English. “Come on Toshi! Come on!”
Oh Toshi you are a first rate cunt lapper!
First rate cunt lapper by Benedicte December 29, 2010

Wet Ass Fuck Cunt

I saw a wet ass fuck cunt through the window of the apartment. It made me horny so I started to watch and Jack while watching outside in the open *it was night* I thought no one was around until I felt a hot ass chick sucking on my hairy balls. I cummed after a while and it splayed all over there window. The people in the apartment notest and took me and the chick sucking my dick inside and then we all had fun together the rest of the night.