Brown Halls

A variation of the slang “town halls” for balls.

When a human endowed with testicles wipes their arse from back to front and glazes their balls with a coating of shit.

Girl A: so did you lick his balls?
Girl B: I was going to but there’s no way I was going near those brown halls.

Girl A: wtf, the dirty bastard, he’s a forward wiper? !

by RichieNunez May 28, 2020

Brown Balls

When a girl shits on a guys dick while riding and it gets on the balls. Then the girl sucks said balls.

yo bro this girl gave me brown balls

by Whoknows17162 October 2, 2025

Little Brown Riding Hood

Taking a shit in a ladies hooded gown then tying the hood to her head via the pull cords and feltching her face until climax

"I'm about to get me a little brown riding hood"

by T0mmyKn1fe August 19, 2016

David a brown

The worst school in wildomar, southern california, looks like a prison and smells like tuna cassarole, the education might be just as bad. full of mexicans and short white kids. just about as ghetto as main street

bro david a brown is assssss

by anonymous November 3, 2021

Down in the brown

When your cell phone accidentally falls into the toilet.

I finished my morning sit down, got up and heard the splash of my cellphone going down in the brown.

by Mo Budak August 13, 2016

Cleveland Browns

The worst football team in the National Football League. Every year.

Person 1: the Cleveland Browns lost again.
Person 2: am I supposed to be surprised or something...

by Beowulf49 March 5, 2020

Looming brown

The urge/feeling KNOWING that you’re about to go #2 and are warned by the gas buildup pushing out as the last warning.

Tom Segura - “After a fudge baby birth my farts were relatively dormant and unless agitated by food, a looming brown was always good for several warning blasts until the log was dropped and subsequently cut by my urine.”

by Doctor For Dictionaries March 31, 2022