Wizard

Financial term used in the power markets to enable two counterparties who do not have credit to trade. The middle man of the transaction takes on the counterparty risk, nad hence is called the "Wizard". Also know as a "sleeve"

Counterparty 1 -> The Wizard -> Counterparty 2

by A.S October 26, 2007

piss wizard

Someone who generally smells of urine quite badly. They are also pricts.

Hey hobbs man you stink of piss. Go the bog you smelly cunt.

by JaY January 23, 2003

Wizard Stick

A Wizard Stick is usually constructed of tall boy PBR beer cans. As The Hipster drinks, he/she tapes the empty beer cans together to create a cane of some sort.

You can witness the use of a Wizard Stick in the new Hipster Parody video called "Hipster The Get Down" now on YouTube. It's totally out of control.

by Brian Thoryk January 21, 2013

wizard's sleeve

a wizard's sleeve first involves anal fisting. once the arm is in, preferably elbow deep, grip whatever part of the intestines is at hand and yank the arm out firmly. with any luck the colon should follow giving the fister a wizard's sleeve.

chater wore beverly's wizard's sleeve with pride

by abingdon posse October 22, 2004

Wizards Toe

Describes bad handwriting.
The type that looks as though a drunk 200 year old wizard has written it with his toes.

Dave's handwriting looks like it has been written by a wizards toe.

by John Broderico February 13, 2007

wizard of boz

1. To appear from behind a curtain to fuck your girl when she least expects it.

2. Nickname for NFL player Brian Bosworth

1. Yo, I had Steph over last night and while she was talkin to her mom...I gave her the wizard of boz.

2. Remember Brian Bosworth aka the wizard of boz.

by B Brian Blair March 29, 2008

filth wizard

a person who commonly talks about disgusting things

person 1: omg look how old that women is!
person 2: arr, i'd still give her one!
person 1: omg, your such a filth wizard

by go left -feel right April 10, 2006