The Weingarten Ratio is a ratio used to rate girls. It is a step up from the normal 1-10 scale.
You take the girls hottness (1-10) and divide it by her self esteeem (1-10). You want the resulting number to be as large as possible. Using decimals will give a more accurate number.
Thus, 9/2 is a 4.5, whereas 6.5/5.3 is a 1.2.
Named after Weingarten, the theory is that you want a hot girl who either doesn't realize her value, or is dumb enough to spread her legs for you. A hot girl with high self esteem wont put out, so she's not worth it.
You take the girls hottness (1-10) and divide it by her self esteeem (1-10). You want the resulting number to be as large as possible. Using decimals will give a more accurate number.
Thus, 9/2 is a 4.5, whereas 6.5/5.3 is a 1.2.
Named after Weingarten, the theory is that you want a hot girl who either doesn't realize her value, or is dumb enough to spread her legs for you. A hot girl with high self esteem wont put out, so she's not worth it.
Joe: Dude, I totally met this hot 9
Phil: What's her self esteem?
Joe: Like a 7
Phil: Thats only a 1.3 on the Weingarten Ratio. Not worth it.
Phil: What's her self esteem?
Joe: Like a 7
Phil: Thats only a 1.3 on the Weingarten Ratio. Not worth it.
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1)An arrogant, horny, nauseatingly stupid liberal congressman with impulse control issues who is now the punchline of countless jokes and innuendo.
2)A bad joke that writes itself.
3)An email, text, or tweet of your junk.
verb.
1)The act of emailing, texting, or tweeting someone a picture of your junk.
2)The act of blaming someone of hacking into your social networking account to Photoshop and/or distribute a picture of you and your junk (or someone else's junk).
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