bus weasel

a dumb person who looks like a weasel

damn dude u moms a bus weasel she sure is dumb and ugly.

by nick meyer November 16, 2007

fanny weasel

The ancient Mesopotamian sex act in which a small forest-dwelling mammal is placed into the anus of your wife and left there for 8 days and 8 nights until the ultimate assgasm is achieved.

Guy 1: Dude where were you last night? I told you I was having people over to watch season 2 of the O.C.

Guy 2: Yeah my bad bro. I went over to that slut Monica's house and we totally hooked up. She told me I gave her the best assgasm she's had since she last got fanny weaseled in '94.

Guy 1: Word.

by Squamal Bear January 12, 2009

scarf-wearer

People who wear a scarf. Just having the scarf on transforms you into a Jane Austin-reading, Starbucks drinking, indie rock listening "I think I'm better than you"-type douchebag.

Girl walks in a local Blockbuster video.

Girl: Do you have that new Jane Austin movie?

Guy behind counter: I don't know who that is.

Girl: Oh ... my ... Gah ... I can NOT believe that you don't know who Jane Austin is. Ugh ... (She re-wraps her scarf around her neck and walks out.)

Guy behind counter: Fuckin scarf-wearer ...

by Squish333Pook April 16, 2010

Snitch weasel

One who does very sneaky or sly things under peoples noses goes against the moral code of society. Can be categorized by a snitch scope, beak, talons, hooves. Another word to disguise Jew to cover up for dropping those hard js. Swiper from Dora the Explorer

That little snitchweasel stole my shoes he left his snitch weasel talons on the scene of the crime.
Hes spying on us with his god damn snitch scope

by MyGute December 15, 2010

weaselbat

A bat (or plank) with a nail through the business end to make it more dangerous.

Chris got picked up for threatening some clubbers with a weaselbat.

by Terraneaux March 14, 2009

Weakery

Weakery is an emphasized expression of disappointment used instead of a more elaborate phrase such as "that is weak".

In this case "weak" meaning that the person, place, event or thing falls short of expectations, and would not be considered acceptable, pleasant, "Epic" or "Really bringing it".

Weakery is mostly used as a noun.

Example1:

Chick: Oh my god, I thought I mentioned to everyone that there would not be any alcohol served!

Guy whispering to his buddy: Dude, that's a bunch of weakery. I say we snake some of the chips and bail, this place is dead anyway!

Example2:

Guy1: Did you get the latest MAC osx??
Guy2: Hell yeya brohan, it's dialed out!!! I absolutely love it!
Guy1: So did you bring the DVD so I can swoop that onto my 'puter?
Guy2: Dood, NO, I totally dropped the ball, my bad!
Guy1: Weakery!

by Slippery Bannana June 9, 2009

weaselcheat

Taking advantage of a situation that leads to personal gains without loss of status or credibility.

Not to be confused with underhanded actions, weaselcheating is an act of superior, intelligent quick thinking borderline genius

Paddy raffled off a dead donkey at the pub last night. He sold every ticket for £10 and made a quick grand, only the winner wanted their money back upon seeing that the donkey was dead, Paddy's a real Weaselcheat

by Weaselcheat July 14, 2010