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Wandering Willie

When a man is having sex with a woman doggie style standing up and another woman is going down on your girl and your dick inadvertently comes out of her pussy and goes into her mouth.
We were at that party and I was fucking Ashley good from behind, when Amanda came over and started eating her pussy from the front. All at once my dick came out and bam, she got a Wandering Willie!
by SinfulJeff March 13, 2015
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wanker

A word Americans use to seem cool but it just makes them look gay because they don't have a fucking accent.
"fuck off wanker" says the American, with an american accent.
by youfuckingcunttbh April 15, 2017
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Christmas Wanker

Someone who rejects Christmas and refuses to have fun just because it is Christmas. They will not allow decorations in an office environment for some poor reason like "it makes the place look untidy".
"Our boss is such a Christmas Wanker, he won't let us put a tree up."
by Stege December 7, 2011
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Fashionable Wanker

A male, typically between the ages of 16-24 who likes to think they are the best. They would most probably have the hottest girlfriend and walk around like they are a God... Likes to think they dress very well.
"Hey, do you know Ella's brother?"

"Yeah, he's a bit of a fashionable wanker"
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sunset wanker

A person who always has to take pictures of the sunset and ejaculates at seeing the sunset
"Hey it's nearly sunset I need to get my tripod out"

"Sunset wanker"
by L@ndo August 5, 2014
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Briefcase Wanker

A person, who is socially awkward, posh and arrives on there first day of a new school with a briefcase or they own a briefcase.
Bully: Briefcase Wanker
Briefcase Wanker: Ah yes, the bully of the school, your next jokes about me losing my virginity, well I lost it last night, ask your sister.
Bully: I don't have a sister
Briefcase Wanker: You will in Nine Months.
by Mr.J.Nixon September 13, 2022
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Minge-Bag Wanker

A person/side you hate. Similar to "Wanker" and "Bastard" or "Cunt".
Often used in British language.
"The Feds have got to much on me, way more than those minge-bag Wankers could ever dig up." - Hoxton, Payday 2

"Fuck, what are those Minge-Bag Wankers doing on the other side of the field!"
by Harambeisinourhearts August 18, 2017
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