wakey nakey

1)to wake up naked either purposley or accidently


2)to get so wasted u wake up naked on an anonymous old womans lawn

dude U slept naked? u wakey nakeyed me u cock eater!

o Iam so sry mrs.Googleheimer I got wasted last night and I wakey nakey.

by Kekky December 13, 2004

Wakeley

This last name is derived from Norse mythology. According to the Fall of Thor myth, the powerful Wakeley stole Thor's hammer, Mjöllnir, whilst Thor was sleeping and struck him in the head, instantly turning his head into a pile of blood and god dust. Wakeley then proceeded to consume this ethereal mixture and assumed Thor's previous position amongst the gods. It is said that Thor's god dust still runs through the Wakeley family tree and that each Wakeley possesses the power to wield Mjöllnir, Thor's hammer. It is also said that Wakeleys also posses the power to throw lightning bolts at their foes to instantly incinerate them. In addition to these powers obtained from Thor, it has been visually confirmed that at will, any Wakeley can call upon a chariot pulled by the two goats Tanngrisnir and Tanngnjóstr in order to avoid rush hour traffic.

Bob was incinerated by Chris Wakeleys last week after accidently coughing in his general direction... we had better not mess with any of the Wakeleys.

by mahumnut February 17, 2010

WakeWood

Morning erection

I wish someone would polish my wakewood!

by Spurs77 April 26, 2011

Wakeaphobia

When you can wake up fine over the weekend, but can't for school, no matter how early you go to sleep.

"I don't get it! I can't wake up for school, but I can wake up fine at 4 in the morning on the weekend!" "Oh, you have wakeaphobia."

by BadSanta December 24, 2014

Wakey wakey cheese and bakey

Noun. Breakfast in the hood - wings, fries, salmon patties, pancakes, mexican omelette.

Wakey wakey cheese and bakey! Get some grub in you before you go to the office, my dolla. But let me read my newspaper first.

by Terry Bad Ice September 29, 2017

wakemare

A "bad dream"-like state that occurs when you're not actually asleep yet, or when you've just awoken.

"Holy jumpin', I had a bad wakemare this morning. Tried to get out of bed, but couldn't shake terrible thoughts about tax bills and evil cucumbers".

by Socklamb January 20, 2018

wakeheart

Wakeheart is a feeling. It is genuine and all-encompassing. It's the best of both worlds. It's your friend who enjoys a night out on the town and peaceful walk on the beach. Wakeheart is the path that connects the city to the forest.

Dude #1: Yo how would you describe the ambiance of this room
Dude #2: it’s really chill and is giving me wakeheart vibes

Dude #3: woah that’s really woke

by Wokelegend July 10, 2019