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Two Thursdays

A truly intuitive idea. Because one of the vitures of life is anticipation and waiting. Humans are constantly looking forward to the weekend. When someone is so filled with anticipation they are said to be having their "TWO THURSDAYS."
I'm havving my TWO THURSDAYS waiting to go to six flags and ride the fun roller coasters
by Jon Skillman October 28, 2012
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Two-Letter Girl

A female who has the ability to paint more than one letter on her stomach/body for sporting events. Typically seen within a group of smaller bodied, one-letter girls.
"Damn! I just saw a two-letter girl on TV during the Alabama/LSU football game!"
by 2Letter August 31, 2012
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Two in the blood one in the mud

When you give a girl the shocker when she's on her period
She wanted me to finger her so I put two in the blood one in the mud
by Bobby Filet April 30, 2014
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Two stores, two whores, and a post office.

A comedic way to describe a small town.
Son:"Dad, what's the difference between the country and a small town?"
Dad: "Well son, Two stores, two whores, and a post office."
by boo&brasen September 27, 2014
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Tuscaloosa Two-fer

When you are having sex with a woman bent over a hay bale so that you can both watch 'Bama play.
Last night me and Savanah had a Tuscaloosa Two-fer. Watching Nick Saban really gets me goin'. Roll Tide!
by wildcard ferguson October 22, 2014
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two finger mcgillicudy

A medical procedure performed by Dr. Wayne Fuckman M.D. and Dr. McGillicudy. The doctors get so deep in you with their gloved hands they tickle your tonsils
I haven't walked properly since Dr. Fuckman prescribed a Two Finger McGillicudy to check on my tonsillitis
by Toby Highroller March 27, 2015
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two-faced

Someone who claims that they have no connection or has a disdain for a certain person that a friendship group or community as deemed a "Prick". Even though they assure that you know that they find they repulsive, they still manage to hang out more than nemesis should, and make sure to post it on all their social media. Even with this concrete evidence of a friendship they deny all accusations, claiming it's short term and for personal gain instead of genuine friendship.
U fucking two-faced bitch hanging out with _____! I thought you hated him!
by FoxIsMyFursona November 15, 2017
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