Twitter

Simple a place to legally stalk people

I'm stalking this girl on Twitter said the peadophile

by melman February 9, 2013

Roblox Twitter

Never Look it up on google or safari.

DONT LOOK UP ROBLOX TWITTER YOUR EYES WILL NEED BLEACH

by LilTankman March 29, 2020

hairy twatter

an asian porno that seems to have some sort of plot.

guy1: i was watching hairy twatter.
guy2: good for you... jackass...

by Nickthehick September 10, 2006

twitter off

1. polite or not so polite way of telling someone to go do something else.

2. fuck off, shag off, wank off, get the fuck out, take a hike, get lost, scram, go diddle on your computer, beat it.

1. At the very moment Newman reached the fever pitch of agitating Kramer with trivial nonsense, Cosmo bellowed, "twitter off", turned his back and slammed the door.

2. Sammie ranted and raved and prevaricated until his host gnashed his teeth and suggested, "TWITTER OFF" in a low and menacing voice.

by gruntlestiltskin July 3, 2009

TwitterJail

When you tweet 116 tweets within 1 hour. Twitter locks you out and you will not be able to tweet until the next hour.

I promo'd so hard I was put in Twitterjail 3x in one day.

by TracieBLovely April 7, 2011

Twitter

A website that allows self obsessed people to tell what their doing in 140 words or less. Its a piece o' shit.

I'm in a meeting, listening to people talk about projected stocks for our company in the coming year.
-Steve

Who gives an F ing crap if you're in a meeting. Twitter is really lame.

by Quazimodo tre tousand May 29, 2009

twisted

(adj.) Twisted; peculiar and strange. Not of the norm. Used to decsribe persons or situations or things that are somewhat eccentric; maniacal, madness, psychopathic

"..he had developed a twisted view of society after being held in prison all those years".

"Just what are you thinking up there in that twisted mind of yours when you look at me like that"?

by DoggWolf March 30, 2005