Flamingo status tracker

A great ROBLOX game that 9 year olds play

yo did u see the new great roblox game flamingo status tracker? yeah i did fat

by LuaScape August 8, 2020

track

An eighth of an ounce of weed. Probably derived from "8-track" tapes. 1/8 = Track

Can you hook me up with a track?

by Bob_Cob February 19, 2008

tacked

To be tan & jacked. Inspired from the viral video "My New Haircut" where one character uses the phrase "jacked and tan". However its use and creation originates back to the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity at the University of Miami.

"You ready for sping break bro?"
"Yea I'm f*ckin tacked from hittin the gym and TanV for the last few months"

by PKA05 June 2, 2009

The Bait N' Tackle

The sailors used this one in the old Navy days. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed. Gone fishing!

by Anonymous May 1, 2003

Person2 thwacks Person1

When one person smacks another.

No example available

by Loser February 18, 2005

Michigan Moose Track Double Stack

This is a maneuver that requires both a male and female, excluding guy on guy since it will require an unobstructed anus. this however does not exclude girl on girl if a strap-on is readily available. This act starts off with the man(or the man in the relationship) sitting on the toilet facing the tank, and then the reciever mounting the the male. after starting intrecourse the female then procedes to shit which on most occasions will leave a trail of fecal matter on the scrotum.

"man i cant believe that girl did a michigan moose track double stack with me last night, and she wasn't even that drunk either!"

by mayor of riley May 6, 2010

go sit on a tack

Phrase. If you say this to someone, it means, get the hell away from me OR shut up. In most cases, it means who gives a damn what you say?

Jill: Hey Bob! Will you go see a movie with me?
Bob: Go sit on a tack.
Jill: You don't have to be so rude.
Bob: Go sit on a tack.
Jill: You are such a dick!
Bob: Go sit on a fucking tack.

by dotnosedgirl February 20, 2011