tristan

a arabic prick that is gay and that kills kids

"Tristan is a fat cunt in Africa"

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022

tristan murphy

some who breaks up with people over text

oh you dated tristan murphy
yeah! he didnt wait to see me in person and broke up with me over text without ever fucking checking in

by apersonnnig February 13, 2022

Tristan.C

He’s super sexy and bangs anything he sees. Has super Asian sight and loves noodles

Girl:let’s bang
Tristan.C:get ready that pussy

by Episness February 16, 2022

Tristan

boy/girlfreind=sofia/color=mix

i love Tristan

by sofia gg March 1, 2022

Tristan

A guy with a massive horse peen and will penetrate that kitty. He particularly goes for girls named Amelia.

Tristan: wsg girl?
Amelia: Omg your so hot!

by randomguy89 March 3, 2022

tristan

retarded asf.

people named tristan are slow asf.

by aprillikespring March 11, 2022

Tristan Moment

When a guy bearing the name of Tristan, unpromptedly and all of a sudden acts in a particular manner that is very much prone to result in the destruction of objects. Usually accompanied by heavy beatboxing or other ways of producing rythmical sounds.

Tobias : " Tristan, stop trying to put the LED into the socket!"

*LED explodes*

Pat: " This is such a Tristan Moment. "

*Tristan starts to shred it vocally-*

by Generic Definition Writer #1 March 15, 2022