suburban fishing

the act of buying several fish, placing them in separate bags, and leaving them on the hood of someones car, videotaping and watching their reactions

i went suburban fishing, it was amazing

by yeah yeah yeah josephhh August 13, 2010

Dick-Fishing

The act of editing a dick pic on Snapchat using the scissor tool to make said dick look larger than in reality ( a bit like catfishing but with a dick pic )

Person 1: he sent me a dick pic. It looks bigger than before...
Person 2: definitely dick-fishing

by Offical_dick-fishing101 February 16, 2019

Fish or Flowers

The spectrum of vaginal stench. If thy cunt smells like trout get the fuck out. If thy cunt smells of flowers it is worthy of golden showers. A tight flowery moist vagina is the most sought after thing on all of earth. A loose fishy dry cunt is the most repelling thing on all of earth. All hail the moist tight flowery cunt! ;)

Arb: Yo I heard you smashing that bitch last night! Was she fish or flowers?

Greib: Flowers MOFUCKA. I'm too good for dat fishy cunt!

by Greib Minzadian November 14, 2011

fish nerd

A fish nerd is an individual who is very knowledgable and passionate about the keeping of fish in aquariums. This individual will talk for extended periods of time about their fish at any given moment. Not to be confused with a fish enthusiast. To tell the differentiate between the two, you need to ask the person what their opinion on fish bowls is. A fish enthusiast will act as though the practice of keeping fish in bowls is normal. A fish nerd will react as though fish bowls are an abomination. They will launch into a hour long lecture about how the practice is inhumane and cruel and explain the nitrogen cycle at great length.

Fish nerds are usually environmentally minded and are good to have next to you in a biology class. They are unfortunately very prone to aquaholism and MTS (multiple tank syndrome) if left to their own devices.

That fish nerd knows more than our bio teacher does

by BeanDipFishNerd April 17, 2017

fish dick

A condition occurring mostly in (although not limited to) uncircumcised men as a result of not cleaning their genitals, particularly under their foreskin. Their lack of concern for personal hygiene results in their genitals producing a nasty fish smell. 90% of men with this condition will request oral sex while remaining oblivious to the fact that they have it.

That guy I hooked up with had a MAJOR case of fish dick.

by Cobra Lambent February 21, 2011

salted fish

A term, originally from Chinese, used to refer to someone feeling tired and sluggish

After working long hours, I feel like a salted fish

by anon502 July 7, 2018

Fish Boy

A boy who is holding a fish in all of his profile pictures, all he talks about is how great the water was and how big a fish he caught. Usually accompanied with a comment like " i love fishing". Wears sun glasses on the back of his head, and fishing t-shirts. Will love going fishing more than he loves you.

wow, look at this picture of fish boy and the marlin he caught on sunday!

by alskdjf;eioy May 16, 2011