one way ticket

Hit song by The Darkness. Talks about snorting crack...hence the name. a real kickass song, the chorus gets you going every time.

And back!
One Way Ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

Sitar / effects
Stick it up your f*cking nose! (Woohoo!)
Solo

Holy coke, repeating myself, except I'm getting slightly louder
Pausing long enough to snort that white powder
Wheels steering off but I'm still on track
Bought a one way ticket to hell

And back!
One way ticket to hell and back (yeah)
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back (ooh yeah)
One way ticket to hell and back,
Bought a one way ticket to hell (oooh yeaah)

by ibreakcrayons584 June 1, 2006

Shit Tickets

Another word for Toilet Paper. Also known as "Asswipe" (pronounced As-weep-eh)

Mark (from inside the bathroom): HONEY! GET ME MORE SHIT TICKETS!

by Shabangshwa95<3 February 13, 2009

Don't bend my ticket

The act of leaving your concert ticket at home while forcing a car full of metal heads to drive out of the way, which could have been prevented if said ticket were placed in one's wallet.

Hey Noey, don't bend my ticket! I just want to see Into Eternity.

by Keith Gough March 24, 2005

speeding tickets

a summons issued to an offender - especially to someone who driving above the speed limit or someone who violates a traffic regulation

I hate it when I get a speeding tickets...

by skidesu January 9, 2009

season ticket holder

A term used to describe a lesbian. Fans of the WNBA are women who are predominately gay

She`s not into guys, she is a season ticket holder for the N.Y. Liberty

by Cantwork August 21, 2006

Tinkerbell

A term or alias used to describe the way somebody runs on the court.

This is usually done with your arms bent upwards and your hand sitting out while you run, just like little wings.

They can also can be called 'tinks' or 'tinkers'.

Benji: Hey dude, did you win basketball?
Craig: Nah man, we lost by 12 points.
Benji: Maybe it's because you run like a fucking fairy, Tinkerbell.

by benjiUØCH September 1, 2007

wolf tickets

A story, often dropped in casual conversation, to scare the fuck out of anyone listening, so as they don't try to fuck with you.

Bitch you don't know how many other bitches I done choked when I was in the joint./ Is dat so? How I know you aint sellin no wolf tickets bitch?

by tor February 13, 2004