A Golden Ticket

Permission granted by one's girlfriend to enter the chocolate factory

Sammy: Nick, I'm giving you A Golden Ticket
Nick: Schwing Schwing!

by Samick Downunder September 1, 2005

tickle my pickle

to give a handjob think about it

erin tickled my pickle for a nickel

by bud March 30, 2005

tickturd

When some men takes a dump a small portion of the excretion is hung up in the rectum when the external sphincter ani muscles pinch off the delivery. It will remain there no matter how much pushing or wiping is done. It will only be dislodged and delivered through the rectum after a few good farts. A tickturd is the source of most skid marks in a mans underware.

Honey, its those damn tickturds that leave the skid marks!

by Jumpin' Jim October 28, 2013

tickling the cat

A female term for masturbation. Where 'tickling' would be touching/caressing and 'cat' would be a safer word for 'pussy' meaning the vagina.

Still haven't had an orgasm? Have you tried tickling the cat to spark it?

by Marla Singer July 7, 2004

Wolf Ticket

To try and sell a lie either to yourself or others.

"Look at Miguel talkin' about how he's going to get that new Mustang. That fool's broke! Man, he is always sellin' wolf tickets."

by The Real Def May 17, 2009

Booty Tickled

when you take things up the ass easily; when you get butt hurt a lot

Damn, all I said was her makeup didnt look good...what she gettin booty tickled for?

by carlmont11 November 2, 2007

Tickle

One of the worst forms of torture. Can cause uncontrollable screaming, convulsions, loss of bladder control, inability to breath, and sobbing.

George tickled the bottom of my feet so much that I started crying

by Zetazglobin March 10, 2011