To read the Bible

To masterly beat the nob

Achmed: ay where you going
Jerome: To read the bible. Ill be right back

by Big Nob Kyle October 30, 2019

I Read The Karate Empty Hand Book Ten Times Of Each Page Until Readed Or Deadu

I Read The Karate Empty Hand Book Ten Times Of Each Page Until Readed Or Deadu

I Read The Karate Empty Hand Book Ten Times Of Each Page Until Readed Or Deadu

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025

read it in english

What your Calculus teacher says before an evaluation, typically to indicate difficult wording of a word problem or just to tell their students not to be dumb in a subtle way. Usually said with a disappointed-i'm-praying-for-you look. Also commonly paired with "read it in full" or "read it twice".

Calc teacher: Related rates is not hard, just read the problem in full and read it in english
Student: *Crying*
Calc teacher: Not my problem if you didn't do the homework

by concept not format November 30, 2019

a read

An epic online discussion that requires at least an hour, a comfy seat and snack.

I'm gonna have to wait til I get off work to get into this Pro 2nd Amendment discussion on Facebook. Its definitely a read.

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck May 17, 2023

Read Below

If you don't allow Blue Anon to be published, I will kill you.

Read Below:
I will kill you.

by Cade Cade March 7, 2021

read up on it

What you may literally hafta do if you wanna learn Chinese --- some of their text is arranged in a vertical column that hasta be scanned from the bottom to the top in order to decipher it. Makes ya wonder how the Chinese don't get sore necks from all dat bobble-headed noddin' they do whenever they sit down to read da mornin' paper.

Learning how to make sense of all that fancy vertical signage in Chinatown is fairly simple --- just read up on it.

by QuacksO May 9, 2018

Dump read

The act of reading a magazine article while taking a dump.

People magazine, Maxim, porn and the daily paper are good dump reads.

by Evilbadkitty June 15, 2013