Hot barrel

When a males Penis becomes raw or chaffed due to improper lubrication during sex or too much dry masterbation in a short period of time

Dude , my girlfriend gives the worst handjobs, I couldn’t get off and ended up getting a hot barrel

by KettleD November 29, 2017

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Barrel-Fuck

Also called "The Georgia Sunshine", "What are you doing step bro?" or "Old-timer's fleshlight" - To capture something (particularly an ape such as a baboon or gorilla) within a container (typically an empty barrel or large drinking keg) , tip it over to where its behind is facing up and pound said thing's guts to oblivion.

"Ever barrel-fucked a baboon buck nekked in the middle of the Sahara, balls-deep in pink so nice ya gotta tap it twice? That's how it feels to drive a Ford F-150."

by W0W32987 January 4, 2023

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Cracker Barrel Baptism

When you get thrown up on in the bathroom of a Cracker Barrel.

After getting shitfaced I just gave some random dude a Cracker Barrel Baptism.

by Cale The Whale 🐳 January 18, 2024

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Sneaky Barrel

When someone is hiding that they are getting fat.

Josh: Hey Sam, have you noticed something different about Robbie lately?

Sam: Ya he's been growing a sneaky barrel.

Josh: It's true he's been eating to many Doritos!

by Amigo#1 October 4, 2019

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double barreled twinky

A fuckboyish redneck who wears too much cologne and spends his free time measuring his dick on everything. He probably owns more shoes than his cardboard cutout girlfriend. Is known to say Suh Dude and Damn Daniel because it turns him on.

Bob: Why is that guy measuring his dick on that light pole?
Joe: It's because he's a double barreled twinky.

Larry: Jesus, what's that god awful smell?
Helga: It's that guy over there, he must be a double barreled twinky.

by HandleBroom July 31, 2016

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