Take You There

A vague and empty promise rappers make in their music. It is sometimes presumed to mean a rapper is implying his affluence and ability to give a woman the high life. It in fact however simply means "Take you to orgasm."
It is particularly annoying because it has been copied and stolen by several artists, ruining the originality of it. In fact, for some unknown reason, women find this ambiguous phrase sensual and feel a strong desire to be "taken there" by whatever bullshit artist is uttering the phrase. Thinking it is some romantic experience he speaks of, when in reality it is simply expression of a typical rapper intent to fuck a woman tonight and never see her again.

Cedric: "Baby Ima take you there!"
Laquita: "Oh yeah Cedric, take me there! You're so romantic!"
Cedric: "Okay, by 'there' I mean 'my mom's room while she's at work."
Laquita: "okay..."
Cedric: "And by "take you" I mean have meaningless sex with you the same day I met you, but if you're a bitch I'll never talk to you again."
Laquita: "Oh Cedric, you're just the kind of man fairy tales are made of..."

by BennyDawg January 19, 2009

Take me down

When a girl says ‘take me down’ she’s usually referring in a sexual sense.

“Take me down, daddy.” She doesn’t mean take me to a festival she means bring the festival to me and put me on the Ferris wheel of your penis.

Take me down tonight baby.

by Emmarayne November 11, 2017

Take That

Take that are an English band comprising of, Mark Owen, Howard Donald, Gary Barlow, Jason Orange And ex-member Robbie Williams. They had massive success from 1990-96, with sell-out tours, no.1 albums and singles. Some of their earlier hits comprise of Babe, Back for good, Pray,Sure and never forget. They reformed after a 10 year break, and had even more success. Newer hits include shine, rule the world( from the film stardust) and Patience. So far, they have released a further 2 albums, Beautiful world and The Circus, and have gone on to produce more sell out concerts, filling stadiums and arenas across the british isles. Their fans are incredibly loyal.

TT fan 1:Take that are AMAZING, and put on the best shows ever!!
TT fan2: I agree!! Plus Mark is gorgeous!!
TT fan 1: Mark? What about Jason? He's hot!!

by mrs.markowen June 14, 2009

Takeru

It's a lemon strapped to wheels.

There goes another Takeru.

by Haruma June 29, 2011

Take that Society

Basically a phrase that is telling the rest of society to suck it. Most likely done when you do an act that only benefits yourself.

Person 1: Dude aren't you going to pick up that piece of trash?
Person 2: No why?
Person 1: Because thats littering...
Person 2: Your point?
Person 1: Hmmm...
Person 2: Take that society.
Person 1: Nice...

by Jokesterpants August 15, 2009

take it easy

Don't hurry, proceed at a comfortable pace, relax.

Take it easy, we don't have to be there until noon.
James decided to take it easy this weekend and put off working on the house.

by Jason June 19, 2006

take

1) to kick someone's ass
2) to have your way (sexually) with a person

1)
Jay is a big guy, but he's goofy as all hell, so Tim could probably take him.

2)
Corey: "So, uh, you must be from Tennessee...I mean, um, did it hurt?"
Topanga: "When you stuck it in my butt? Yeah, a little at first, but I got used to it."
Corey: "No, I mean when you fell from heaven."
Topanga: "Just shut up and take me! Now!"
Corey: "OK."

by Nick D May 22, 2004