Tabletop Ass

An ass so large and protruding, you can place a drink on top of it.

My aunt has a tabletop ass that you can set your drink right up on.

by aleja113 February 28, 2009

Table 9

Being so 'uncool' that within a large group of people your deliberately isolated and stuck with all the rejects.

Person 1: She didn't even say hello to you?
Person 2: No, I was so totally table 9

by Mimi 'BabyFace' Adams July 21, 2009

table hopper

a person who always walks to someone else table with or without reason.

Matt: Yo how john get to ally's table from his, without getting caught.

Jake: You know, John has always been a skilled Table Hopper.

by Ace Wade March 1, 2010

Table kink

A kink where you find tables sexually arousing. No i definitely did not make this up and put it on here for kinsters like me and my friends to find it. Zoë if u see this hi its lyle anyways. Tables you love them. Mmm

Haha man really? I have a major table kink!

by Beastmaster616 June 14, 2018

Talen "Skill Issue" Chen

Name for a kid named Talen Chen who has a massive skill issue. He's going to read this definition and get mad. Skill Issue.

Talen "Skill Issue" Chen is mad that he lost, what a skill issue!

by Jacket_Pocketatiel October 7, 2022

office talent

Office talent is a hot babe in the office. A real corporate smoke show. Any age any race. Office hot.

Kevin: Mo did you see that babe.. wonder where she works?

Mo: Probably SalesForce they got a lot of Office Talent.

by Momili October 31, 2013

Beezay on the table

When you make 5 shots in a row during beer pong and do the shoulder lean as a celebration.

"Beezay on the table! Beezay on the Table!"

by Brendan Zelle a.k.a Beezay June 21, 2007