flying squirrel

you perform a flying squirrel by stretching out your scrotum upwards over your penis, and just let the head of your penis show. you pinch the bottom of the scrotum on either side with your thumbs and forefingers (carefully, please!) and pull it upwards. Your balls form the squirrel's back legs, and your pinched ends form the front legs. The membrane of your scrotum resembles the flaps of the majestic flying squirrel. The head of the penis is the head of the squirrel, of course.!

"The majestic flying squirrel is a glorius creature indeed, and quite a stunt to pull off, as it were."

by Laurabelleblue September 16, 2008

dirt squirrel

Ghetto people who come into Wendy's on welfare cheque day and order biggie-sized combos for their whole family and then yell at you cause you don't sell orange pop anymore. Usually from Remington Park in Windsor, Ontario.

"Great its the first of the month, that means all the fuckin dirt squirrels from the park are coming in tonight."

by amac March 31, 2005

squirrel

to run a round frantically trying to figure out what you set out to do. To talk fast.

Rachel squirrels around the restaurant trying to set up for parties. Rachel is squirreling so fast I can't understand what she is saying.

by bgolfermoney December 18, 2009

Squirrel

A rat with a fuzzy tail that lives in trees.

Jon: Wow... Look at that squirrel in that tree!
Ron: What is a squirrel? That is a rat with a fuzzy tail.
Jon: Oh.

by T-rump September 19, 2018

black squirrel

The performance name of legendary rapper Sal¢1

Yo, you scene black squirrel? Nah, you mean Sal¢1?

by Grurilla Man March 28, 2008

stab the squirrel

A phrase that is a reference to having sex with a girl while she is on her period. It makes more scene if you think of you penis as the "stabbing" tool and her vagina as a small woodland creature that you are in fact stabbing, hence the bloody mess.

Really gross and kinda pervy way to think, but some do.

Note: Stabbing the squirrel is the process of doing so.

Guy 1: Katie is on her period so last night I had to stab the squirrel.

Guy 2: Dude, that's really gross and I honestly don't want to know. *shudder*

**probably a phrase that "hillbillies" are most likely to use/know

by ariel.is.awesome February 28, 2011

Flying Squirrel

Sexual act where a man is engaging in sexual intercourse in the doggy-style position and shifts his weight on top of his partner, while keeping his penis inserted, to the point of where he is balancing on top of her with arms and legs out-stretched (not touching the ground or holding on to anything) but is still able to pump.

Man, that guy in the porno pulled a flying squirrel!

by MJizzelness August 13, 2010