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Definitions by MJizzelness

Flying Squirrel 

Sexual act where a man is engaging in sexual intercourse in the doggy-style position and shifts his weight on top of his partner, while keeping his penis inserted, to the point of where he is balancing on top of her with arms and legs out-stretched (not touching the ground or holding on to anything) but is still able to pump.
Man, that guy in the porno pulled a flying squirrel!
Flying Squirrel by MJizzelness August 13, 2010

Hold the Mayo 

When a man lifts a partner's eye lid and cums in the eye getting as much cum under the eye lid as possible. Once he is done, he then releases and rubs the eye lid.
No bitch I know likes to hold the mayo, they all get mad!
Hold the Mayo by MJizzelness August 13, 2010