squid mattress

A high school usually a freshman who sleeps with copious amounts of navy sailors.

Candy's such a squid mattress shes had like 4 navy guys in one week

by jkmsjhdhfhsi August 22, 2007

squid

verb - relating to chinese buffets, the act of throwing up after eating the (often low quality) dessert. chunder usually looks like "squid-like" due to the disproportionately high ratios of jelly and ice cream offered.

"now that you haven't crabbed, we can hit the dessert car, but u better not squid again"

by buffetmaster March 1, 2009

Squidgy Pyapps

Occurs the morning after a good lash on the wife beater (Stella Artois)and doner kebab. Confident crop dusting in the office is soon bought to a halt, when ones' kex are suddenly and explosively filled with gelatinous clarts.

Sorry lads, I'm going to have to leave the course because I've just loaded my undercrackers with Squidgy Pyapps. It feels like a flock of sparrows have just landed.

by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 3, 2004

Squidgy

An object that is personally special and pleasing in a unique way.

Those nesting beautifully crafted wooden boxes, the smallest containing a tiny carved animal were the most squidgy things I had ever seen!

by micromollusc July 24, 2005

Squaids

1- Squirrel AIDS. AIDS from a squirrel.

2- an excuse to opt out of sex with friends.

Def 1-
Documentary: "Do not follow beastiality, you may get Squaids."

Def 2-

Chick: "Wanna do it?"
Dude: "Nah, man, I don't wanna get Squaids."

by Texxas August 8, 2010

Squid

A slimy human that enjoys squirming his way out of unfavorable situations that he himself has created. This creature usually has a hunchy back and extremely slim shoulders.

Heather: Did you put your magic stick inside of my friends creation chamber you squid?

Dennis: Heather! Do I look like a squid?

Heather: Dennis you have so many squid like tendencies and I hate your guts

Dennis: STFU! Bye!

by Ronga-Sauce September 14, 2014

Squid

1) A person who, while presenting traits of pleasantness and kind nature, lacks the social skills required to engage or entertain their audience.

2) A generally nice person who is also a bit of a loser. Usually vocally into lame/boring things like sitcoms and Coldplay.

Me: Hey, what did you think of Ben?
Friend: Eh, he's alright... but he's a it of a squid.
Me: How so?
Friend: Well, he was wearing a Foo Fighters T-shirt and kept quoting Scrubs.
Me: Man, what a fucking squid.

by joshykins69 March 15, 2015