Golden Showerhead

When someone urinates into the back of a smaller sized fan, while their partner(s) gets showered from the front.

Daniel gave his girlfriend a Golden Showerhead.

by hater420 August 20, 2010

shower hyena

A late middle aged to older homosexual man that joins a health club in order to lurk around the shower room (usually fully naked) in order to gawk and salivate over younger men as they get dressed and undressed.

Typically characterized by a slumped posture, thin gray mustache and weasel-like eyes.

Yeah man, I bet he is a shower hyena...accidentally drop your towel and you will hear him pant like a hyena

by wrich73 August 6, 2010

brown shower

Brown showers refer to partners who defecate on one another. This may be done using enemas, some of which may consist of diluted wine or food.

Her lover laid benath her while she poured a brown shower upon him. This was the "4th rite." The ultimate baptism.

by Paul Kusinitz October 17, 2002

brown showers

The sex act when a woman with a soft juicy delicious ass has her anus inches from a males face starts to defecate into the waiting male mouth thus causing the male to ejaculate while tasting and smelling of a womans shit.

Who wants brown showers?

by LOL:):) April 17, 2014

Glastonbury Shower

using moist towelettes as a replacement for running water. so-called due to its popularity at music festivals (particularly at Glastonbury due to the fact that it will inevitably rain causing everyone and everything to become caked in mud and sewage)
similar to the Glasgow shower except that the dirt is actually removed rather than covered up with deodorant

after a hard night filled with partying and substance abuse, followed by sleeping in a damp sweaty tent, a quick Glastonbury Shower provides a much-needed 'burst of freshness'

by D-Bizz December 14, 2006

Alabama Cold Shower

Not a sexual act so much as a practicle joke that makes people hate you and wish you had been aborted before birth.

Step one: Take one bucket of Diahrea

Step two: add ice

step three: put bucket in fridge for several hours

Step four: Wait for recipient to take a shower and dump bucket over the shower stall while yelling "Here's an Alabama Cold Shower for the Mornin wood"

The last step varies however. The Alabama Cold Shower knows not time or place. It can happen at any time of day or night, and the recipient may be sitting on the couch, sleeping his his/her own bed, walking under a bridge, it really doesnt matter and the possibilities are endless

(Writers Note: Keep in mind that unless your recipient likes having cold diahrea poured over them they will like either beat the shit out of you the first chance they get or enact an even worse punishment for the action. Friendships have been lost over this kind of shit and it is best to pick your target carefully)

Two months of rent was a lot of money to welch on. MArk thought it might be time John had a taste of the ole Alabama Cold Shower to change his mind

The Alabama Cold Shower is among the worth things you can find int he shower. Did you know that 11 out of 10 people would rather be water boarded than receive one? And the 11nth person was a unborn baby who kicked so furiously in his mother womb that we took it as another "HELL NO"

by Erutious August 16, 2010

shower of fury

the act of violently spraying your loved ones with airborne swimmers

Everytime I give Lucy a shower of fury, I step back and look down on her, and say,"God, your beautiful when you frown."

by BiggJussn July 28, 2005