could ship

could come in handy

Those condoms could ship

by plmkoijn March 7, 2018

shipping war

a shipping war is where there is a love triangle (or in some cases square) and there are two teams (or three) and each team is rooting for a different ship/ relationship. it often happens in fandoms, to my knowledge i have never seen one happen in real life.

me: are you on team keefe or team fitz in the kotlc shipping war?
someone: i'm on team fitz.
me: how dare you fitz sucks i am on team keefe!

by i love pjo January 31, 2024

ship stat

Short for ‘Relationship Status’. The status of one’s current relationship (single, in a relationship, it’s complicated, divorced, separated, etc).

“Damn, that guy is hot. Do you know his ship stat?”

by jjjosh April 22, 2018

shipping

bitch we should all know it by now. shipping is where you randomly make 2 people in a relationship although their aren't at all

bitch ass kid: guys look this dude is cheating on the person in front of him with the person behind him.
guy with actual sense: dude stop shipping me you fucking asshole
bitch ass kid: HoW Is ThAT ShIPpInG
guy with actual sense: U LITERALLY MADE ME IN A FUCKING RELATIONSHIP DUMBASS

by Tokyo Gilbert September 5, 2022

secondhand ship

When you ship something from a fandom that you're not in because your friend ships it

Casey: Shion and Nezumi are canon!

Julia: Er...they sound cute enough so I guess I can secondhand ship it.

by Mavara Dairym October 18, 2013

Drop-shipped

someone who looks absolutely crazed or dead-ass hilarious

*image is shown*

guy1: dude you look Drop-shipped (guy2)
guy3: for real

by a non cool guy July 11, 2023

Cruise ship trash

Fat out of shape, white people on vacation sunburnt as hell covered in white pasty sunscreen, wearing tie-dyed shirts that are oversized that don’t fit them or has has a destination logo on them with baggy, swimsuits, and wearing Jesus sandals with socks that are soaking wet and disgusting and probably been clean properly in a week that probably stuffed their faces full of buffet and open bar for a week straight

Look cruise ship trash visiting the beautiful natural wonder

by werdokter April 13, 2024