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Professional cruise ship passenger 

A frequent participant to orgies on gay sex cruises that especially likes fruity or beach themed objects shoved up their rectum.
Carlos is a professional cruise ship passenger if you know what I mean? ;)
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Sink the ship

When I cum in big American ass
I am the Komendant of this U-Boat! You will enjoy my reading of Hansel and Gretel as I fuck you in the schizen pooper. I am the kommqnder, “Defaakieren mein penis, I. ‘Sink the ship”. Target destroyed
Sink the ship by Tinkerballz December 29, 2025

button up your lip your ship is sinking 

Buttoning up your lip means to quit snitching on your people or yourself for your ship is sinking
Yo rat button up your lip your ship is sinking

The “Your Turn To Die” Shadshin Twitter Ship Poll Takeover 

From November 14th 2023 to November 19th 2023, the Twitter user made a poll of a Your Turn To Die ship battle, the ship Shadshin was suggested and added as a joke, but Shadshin soon started taking up the Your Turn To Die Twitter, and spawning two twibbon campaigns, edits, and fanart, as well as many, many quote retweets. Shadshin won all the polls up to the final one, beating Ransara and almost beating Naoreko, Shadshin was declared the winner as a joke and everyone celebrated on the Yttd Roblox Rolplay server.
“Hey do you remember the “Your Turn To Die” Shadshin Twitter Ship Poll Takeover?”
Don’t. Fucking. Mention. It.”

A small polish on a rusty ship

A futile, superficial effort to improve or beautify something that’s fundamentally broken, decayed, or doomed to fail. It highlights how a tiny cosmetic fix (the “small polish”) does nothing to address deep-rooted problems (the “rust” eating away at the entire structure).
Example 1: “The company’s new diversity training video was just a small polish on a rusty ship—everyone could see the toxic culture and massive layoffs coming, but hey, at least the promo looked shiny for a day.”

Example 2: “Fixing the website’s font while the server crashes every hour? That’s a small polish on a rusty ship, mate, no one’s fooled.”

courtship vs. ship-court 

How da seaside-magistrate's docket-entry would read when referring to a legal-wrangling procedure regarding a wayward sailor who "had a girl in every port", and who therefore might eventually need to show his crude weather-beaten visage in front of said refined black-and-white-robed individual regarding paternity, broken prenuptials, etc.
In da Laurel and Hardy film, "Live Ghost", Mae Busch's character, "dear ol' Maisie", belabors her deadbeat-alcoholic husband off da ship with her furled umbrella; da implication is dat she will haul him before da local judge on charges entitled, "courtship vs. ship-court".