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School

The place where kids learn stuff that they won't even need in the future.
We learnt that at school..but never used it in the end.
by SomeoneNew October 29, 2012
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School

Once one of the most important steps in creating and maintaining society, schools in the last 60 years or so have become about as effective as a condom with no covering on the tip.

Multiple factors have contributed to the downfall of school effectiveness, including (but not limited to):

*Teachers that treat students like they're more stupid than they really are

*Schoolboards and administrations that are more concerned with what the students are wearing than what they are learning

*Textbooks so boring and poorly written they make the worst parts of the bible look like the Harry Potter books

*Students who take out their frustrations with the school system on other students, making it hard for anyone to look forward to going

*Assignments, tests, and grading systems that make students start worrying about the smallest, most insignificant things.
Schools are really now nothing but prisons that let you go home every day-so long as you return the next.
by GaaraoftheDamned January 27, 2013
mugGet the Schoolmug.

School

A place where people get molested.

Still better than having to work =.
Mr.Star: Dude, jason got touched yesterday in school!

Mr.Terror: That VIRGIIIN
by partytom April 21, 2008
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School

(n:)1 Another term for correctional facility. 2 Hell 3 The prime place where children are left so their parents can have it. 4 A place to learn new words on the bathroom stalls.
(Student 1): ready for hell on earth?
(student 2): got my nght stick right here!
by USSR November 27, 2003
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School

A place where people from 2-50 come to learn mostly useless shit. Most of the stuff they teach people will never be used in the real world!! It is a great place to meet friends and get laid.
School sounds like a chill place
by XxUnknowxX April 2, 2017
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School

School
by D4RKCL0UD907 November 12, 2019
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School

Hell but you don’t have to do anything bad to get in.
I’m going to hell😭😭😭 today! I didn’t even do anything wrong!
Your going to school where you spend hell as a child.
by KJ3DRAY October 25, 2020
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