schloiken

the "king" in the realm of playing cards

yo yo yo yo yo, i got a straight: nine, ten, jack, queen, schloiken

by donatello December 17, 2003

schlode

a cross between a schlong (an abnormally large penis) and a chode (a penis that is wider than it is long)
thus meaning that a schlode is a amazingly large meat hammer than is completely useless for anything sexual, but can be used to hit someone over the head with and hurt them, alot.

gemma: so how did it go with tom last night?
georgette: not good! he had a total schlode!

adam: woah henry what happened to your face!
henry: tom got mad and hit me with his schlode, fucking asshole

by henry89 February 13, 2009

schlog

heavy cream

Schlog=Heavy, thick dessert cream served in cooled stainless bowl at a famous Brooklyn Steak house.

by LoFon September 7, 2018

Schmoner

A very quiet girl who acts like an angel but is really the devil. She is super nice, and has a bright smile. Her bum is un-normal since its so huge.

I met a Schmoner on the weekend. We drank VodkaAAaa, and went outside in the freezing cold. Her ass was so white and had veins.

by Arexxx January 21, 2009

Schmopped

What happens to Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino on the 5th episode of the 4th season of Jersey Shore.

Mike: I DON'T DO NOTHING WITH YOUR RELATIONSHIP TOUGH GUY! LET'S DO IT!!!
(Fight ensues)

Ronnie proceeds to Schmopp Mike for 18 seconds and puts him in a neck brace.

Me: Oh shit, Mike got SCHMOPPED!

by Lalton August 28, 2011

schloi

See evil

The rival of Grilox and a real jerk.

Schloi is a fricken idiot.

by Grilox September 27, 2004

sachmo

Another word for a sausage roll

"I'll have two sachmo's with sauce"

by FJC January 16, 2005