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Side schlong

When a penis is going down your leg and can be seen.
Peter: "Yo dawg he got side schlong"
Pedro: "Damn dawg that is long and curvy!"
by Tobiki08 May 17, 2022
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E-schlong

Online dick.

In recognition of Elon Musk like antics on social media.
Did you see that E-schlong says he is now a Republican?
by Hendrix the Jimmy May 18, 2022
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Purple schlong

the act of getting ur dingle berries stuck under the couch all while screaming " oh lord im cumming"
Arnaud- i just pulled a purple schlong last night

Thibault- wow how was it ?

Arnaud- Perfect.
by Tiger master January 6, 2023
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Slangin' Schlong

Someone who is very sexually active with one or many partners is said to be "slangin schlong". Throwin it up in there. Beating up them guts.
"You should probably get tested. You've been slangin' schlong all over town."
by The Real Dink May 27, 2023
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kashimo scaling

when a character's most significant/only scaling is against characters they lose to rather than characters they win against or are relative to.
Rengoku has kashimo scaling to Akaza.
Shinobu's best feat is she kashimo scales to Douma in speed.
I hate kashimo scaling, authors should just let their characters win their battles!
by theknownallbeall July 29, 2024
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Anti-Schlong Dongler

Max: "Stacy is an Anti-Schlong Dongler"
by TheDobbi March 9, 2024
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Bombastic Schlong

Dave: Bro did you hear about Dylan’s bombastic schlong? It’s humongous!
Ricky:Can I try it?
by DylDyl69 June 25, 2024
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