Weirdo Jacksonville Slapper

The Weirdo Jacksonville Slapper is a carefully timed maneuver. The W.J.S must be performed immediately after receiving a tattoo of a partners name. While the tattoo is fresh and still an open wound, the man who's name has been tattooed ejaculates on the woman's fresh tattoo. Immediately following the ejaculation the man will apply a firm slap to the tattoo in order to properly set the ink and claim his rightful territory.

Best performed on a first date! That is how the maneuver originated!
The W.J.S is the 8th deadly sin!

I just performed a Weirdo Jacksonville Slapper with my Old lady!

by Weirdo_Biker May 22, 2023

fish-slapper

Someone who practices naturopathy or "alternative medicine" such as reiki, accupuncture, herbalism, reflexology, osteopathy ...etc.

Often used in a somewhat derogatory way to describe healing based on flaky science for gullible people.

After spending thousands of dollars and many months going to a fish-slapper, i finally went to a real doctor and the problem was fixed within days.

by LarryLaffer May 4, 2011

Kentucky Clam Slapper

The act of slapping one's nuts against another person's forehead while they are unaware of the attack, and then yelling "Oh my GOD! Why are you cracking me in the nuts with your head you ass clown!?!?"

Sam saw Matthew napping on the couch and stealthily approached with his balls dangling free style. He quietly poised himself over his friend and rammed his nuts into his buddy's head screaming "What the FUCK you nut job? Why are you slamming your head into my ball sack?" His friend yelps out "What the fuck is wrong with you, limp dick? You're the one giving me the Kentucky Clam Slapper!"

by Mamamia121 March 18, 2010

Ball slapper

A description for someone who is extremly annoying.

"You know what, your a real Ball Slapper."

by All that rock March 31, 2009

towel snapper

locker room antics, verbal and jocular behaviour, policical gamesmanship

McCain is a towel snapper

by Kimpo February 21, 2009

Back Slapper

A shit that bottoms out in the toilet, smacks you in the nuts before saying good bye.

After a big argument with my girlfriend, I think she got the last word when I got a back slapper in the rest room.

by Football Fn Monkey July 6, 2016

The southward head snapper

the girl is hanging by her knees from a chin up bar as she suck you off and you eat her out (like an inverted 69). as she reaches her orgasm, her legs come up causing her to slip off the bar. As she dose this with nothing to grab on to she instinctively clenches her teeth down on your dick, biting the head off you cock then proceeds falling to crack scull open.

you- dude, me and my girlfriend had to go to the hospital last night after our inverted 69 sesh.

friend- wait you mean.

you- ya the southward head snapper

by TropicHoliday November 25, 2011