Urban Santa

Urban Santa is like normal santa but more ghetto. he would say things such as lololololol rather than hohoho.

Normal Santa: "Hohoho"
Urban Santa : "lololololol"
See the difference?

by Deejay300 December 17, 2008

santaclaustrophobia

fear of too many santa clauses

He felt a bout of santaclaustrophobia coming upon him as the holiday season approached.

by jamesviloria August 4, 2008

santabation

the act of masturbating masturbation during the time of the Christmas season.

This Christmas I santabated four times.

by Peter Johnson May 27, 2005

santa fe christian

Dumb ass piece off shit school, brainwashes you into becoming gay.

Damn, Santa Fe Christian fucking blows man.

by TheMainHomie October 26, 2018

santa claus

When you have a lot of weed and you don't want to smoke it in any usual way, you throw lot of weed in your fireplace, while your mate is up, on the roof and he's getting one fucking hot shot right from the chimney.

Pete: Hey, mate where´s Kevin?

Dave (while throwing the weed into fireplace, grinning): He´s on the roof getting santa claused right now.

by funny_frog January 1, 2018

Chocolate Santa

The UPS delivery man. He dresses in brown and brings you gifts.

All the people in my office love it when Chocolate Santa arrives!

by JohnBarleCorne September 27, 2010

Santa Claus

After copulation, a partner makes a mustache and/or beard with semen on the other partner.

After the blow job, he gave her a Santa Claus.

by PeteRepeat October 1, 2006