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squeaky rubber 

1. a previously used condom still containing residual juices.

2. a condom with questionable structual integrity
"Man, you should've seen this hot bitch. I only bought her two drinks, then I banged her with a squeaky rubber."

"I used a squeaky rubber. I hope she doesn't get prego."

UP YOUR NOSE WITH A RUBBER HOSE 

Used by Vinny Barbarino, in welcome back kotter, as a scape-goat for extreme frustration, or backed into a corner and no intellegent answer is thought of.
"so where were you last night?"
----
"up your nose with a rubber hose!!!!"

Pentonville Rubber 

The condom which you have reserved for a special female. Pentonville Road runs between King's Cross and Angel Islington in London and the Pentonville Rubber is only for use between a king and an angel.
She's so fit I'd get out my Pentonville Rubber for her.

I'll use my Pentonville rubber if she'll let me fuck her

Reno rubber whacker 

a commonly used tactic in Reno,Neveda in which the rubber used to have sex with a prostitute is taken off "pinched at the tip by the wearer" and used to repeatedly whack said prostitutes body until rubber is fully emptied.This is done for a number of reasons: overcharged, wasn't anygood, also just a fun thing to do.
Jenn's body was covered in cum and whelts after I did the reno rubber whacker on her for overcharging me for unsatisfactory sex.
Reno rubber whacker by jp59 June 3, 2006

Turd Rubber 

A person who likes to lay back to back with someone else while both defacate at the same time letting their turds kiss and fondle with each other.
She's a Turd Rubber and would love it if you made number two in bed with her.
Turd Rubber by DinoVelvet October 25, 2010

Stretch the rubber band 

This happens when you are having sex with a girl doggy style. You take one of your thumbs and rub her butthole until you loosen it up to penetrate her butthole with your thumb. Once you get her butthole looser then you insert your other thumb. So at this time you have both thumbs inserted into her butthole and you pull your thumbs in a east/west direction and stretch her butthole out. Now you have successfully stretched the rubber band.
Man last night I was having sex with ole girl and she let me stretch the rubber band!