Tech Retarded 

When someone seems to have a serious lack of understanding with anything that either plugs into a power socket or runs on batteries. Mainly Computers and Cell Phones

Ex: 1

Son: Hey Ma, Can you check the movie times I'm gonna try and get a quick shower.
Mom: Uhh, How do I do that again?
Son: Go to "Moviefone" and type in Jonah Hex.
Mom: I got some porn site
Son: Goddammit ma, why are you so Tech Retarded?

Ex: 2

Big D: Hey man, Do you have Bre's number?
Big C: I think so, How do I pull it up?
Big D: What you never put someones number in your phone before?
Big C: I always just let them do it.
Big D: It's in contacts you Tech Retarded Son of a Bitch!

Tech Retarded by Lead Fist July 5, 2010

get retarded

To consume intoxicating alcohol or drugs to the point where you are incapable of verbally communicating past incoherent mumbles. Motor skills are also severely hampered thereby giving the overall impression of severe retardation.

Let's go out and get retarded tonight at the bar.

get retarded by Timmy November 4, 2003

Mensaly retarded 

A person who is extremely intelligent but has difficulty functioning in the real world. Referring to Mensa the organization of people scoring in the top 2% on IQ tests.

He is so mensaly retarded, he can discuss physics but he can't operate a can opener.

Mensaly retarded by AJ Dob November 24, 2004

Fucking retarded 

Someone who does something retarded more than once.

"The car brand client is wondering why her ideas didn't make it into the pdf?"

"Because she's fucking retarded."

Fucking retarded by SexyBoots June 13, 2012

extremely retarded 

a person is a fucking idiot

your extremely retarded tom

extremely retarded by thekkks January 28, 2022

flame retarded 

Flame RETARDED are people who set themselves on fire by lacking common sense, word often misused or confused with Flame retardants which are materials that inhibit or resist the spread of fire.

dude what's with all the bandages?-
-i sat myself on fire while lighting a fart-
really? how did it happen?
- i was wearing polyester, .. big whoooooosh right after.. is all i remember -
hahaha you are truly flame retarded!!!

flame retarded by nopantsboy October 18, 2009

Shoo shoo retarded flu 

What you sat according to The Howard Stern show if the flu calls you up on the phone, so you don't get it, and instead, it dies.

The flu called Beth O but luckily Artie Lange grabbed the phone and said "Shoo shoo retarded flu" and the flu went far away.
That's great, but what was Artie doing with Beth O anyways?
Um...er...uh...well....Preventing her from getting the flu, and you should be damn well grateful for that!

Shoo shoo retarded flu by Andi June 10, 2006