quarter life crisis

People who experience a midlife crisis at around 20 years old instead of their 40s and 50s. Usually male.

Tom got out of college and immeditaly bought a big flashy car. He must be going through a quarter life crisis.

by The CJyoo May 11, 2004

quarter

a condom or also known as a rubber

so playa ya eva got a chance 2 use that quarter.

by susan October 24, 2003

Quarterback Keeper

A turd that comes out of a quarterback's anus that is so big, it will not flush!

Jerry: Hey moe! Come here!

Moe: What?

Jerry: Look at my quarterback keeper in the toilet!

by Sam M. October 29, 2005

monday morning quarterback

Used to describe monday morning's on the toilet when your poop is only quarter-way out of your butt and doesn't want to come out just yet...thus making it a long process to finish

"why were you late for work today?"
"i had a monday morning quarterback"
"oh i see, carry on"

by mmqer January 17, 2019

Quarter-Shot

When you think you have a fart and you let it out, but it is a little wet and it gets on the back of your pants. The spot is about the size of a quarter.

Check it out, that guy has a quarter-shot.

by Vinny September 17, 2004

P-Quarter

An Ounce from a pound. Like an ounce of herbs ;-)

Yo Cuz, What up on a P-Quarter?

by Domestic October 27, 2003

Close Quarters

A version of Arabians Acrobats (see for details). This variety of AA is that the cups are now back to back.

I got wasted off that game of close quarters.

by The Other Mongoose March 14, 2010