Pseudolocalism

The point in which someone decides they belong to a location where they did not grow up.

Person 1: Yo man, how’s the move to New York going for you though?

Person 2: Yo, that was ages ago, I'm at the bodega right now. I'm real New Yorker now bro.

Person 1: Sure, sure. That’s pseudolocalism bro.

by Corbusier May 16, 2018

pseudo-watch

When you watch a TV program at the same time from two different physical locations.

My boyfriend and I pseudo-watch “This Is Us” when we can’t be together.

by #shellbell August 8, 2018

pseudolocalism

The fake belonging of a person or group to a defined location. A mental state often exhibited by new residents in cities throughout the world.

‘The students exhibit pseudolocalism by using colloquial words from an area to which they have only just moved .’

by Corbusier June 3, 2018

Pseudoauthenticity

When someone follows the "fad" of being authentic and loves to throw around the word, without TRULY being authentic in who they are, in their beliefs or in their projected image of oneself.

"I am so tired of the pseudoauthenticity of all these Instagram influencers."

by Moon Sister June 28, 2019

pseudo-sophisticated

Adjective
1. Pretentious
2. That piece of writing you had to edit in your creative writing discussion that was written by an emo with a thesaurus fetish and unresolved daddy issues.

"Damn, what did I just read? Rory, that was so pseudo-sophisticated. There so much unnecessary drama!"

by fadingphilosophercollection November 12, 2019

Pseudo “leverage”

A situation where one side at the negotiating table flaunts their so-called “leverage” without realizing that by showing their cards, they’ve pretty much given away all their power because they’ve become entirely predictable.

Me: Damn, dawg - I was playin’ against some invisible niggbo and it was freakey how them hits kept cummin’ outta nowhere - but once he lost his mask, all I could see is a weak, old dude puffing up his chest, trying to be scary ...
Dawg: Kay, so small fries after that, right? Buncha pseudo “leverage”?
Me: Aye, piece of cake. Dickbo didn’t realize he didn’t have shit one me 🤣
Dawg: Tite!

by SackmaBooolz November 28, 2019

pseudomandingo

when women pose their bodies in front of men to make them feel psychologically through esp that they’re being penetrated by a penis.

The pseudomandingo allowed women to fantasize about men when they think about sex during the day.

by Coop Dupe March 3, 2020