jamaican bobsled track

When you shit so hard you shit up your back

We had a farting contest and Joe pushed so hard he made a Jamaican bobsled track up to his neck.

by Cooter polluter May 9, 2018

That tracks

Alternative way of saying "baseball, huh?". Used when something makes sense or checks out.

My brother was hit by a car driven by an elderly Asian lady

That tracks

Huh? What does that mean?

It means "baseball, huh?"

by TheLobsterCopter5000 April 1, 2025

Dirty Track

The Dirty Track is the sexual act of starting a vintage shop and selling clothes. You hereafter get the customers (primarily men) to come over to your house, and when they knock on the door you come out comepletely nude. This will shock the customer, but this step is very important. You grab them on the shoulder and say "Torben man, I want to suck your cock." The customer is going to question their sexuality and run away crying while yelling that a naked ginger man tried sucking their cock.

Guy 1: Man, i had to get therapy after i got Dirty Tracked

Guy 2: I'm sorry to hear that man, you were just trying to get some new baggy jeans.

by TobberSlobber February 14, 2022

Warning Track

Sticking just the tip of your Dick in another mans ass.

My buddy LSN went warning track last night on some new guy to see if he liked it.

by ITFT August 18, 2021

Money tracks

Tracking receipts or a trail of money

She had to find her money tracks to submit for expenses

by Moneymaker01 August 12, 2021

Track Complete

Yes!! A Track Complete is always the greatest feeling on your first future level! A Full Recall or even Pure Memory will make one smile.

Lizzy: Hey! I got Track Complete on Dreamin' Attraction!
Max: Took you 5 years. I got Pure Memory on everything.
Lizzy: I hate you.

by u/welikeReddit1 February 13, 2021

Track and field

A sport in which you must be masochistic to participate. There are two types of runners, sprinters and distance, sprinters doing events like 100m, 200m, and sometimes 400m. 400 m is arguably the worst event. Distance is chill but not for the weak unless you walk the whole time but those people do not count. Field events do things like shotput(heavy ball) and discus (heavy frisbee) and jump hurdles, long jump (in a sand pit and gets in your shoes),triple jump (idek what they do), and high jump(that's rlly hard). Some synonymous for track and field (mainly for the runners) are: masochistic, why?, help, somehow my but hurts from running, and enjoyable.

A:" Ion wanna go to track"
B:"why?"
A:"because I don't wanna run, I hate running"
B:"then why'd you join track"
A:"because I love to run"

"Track and field is not for the weak"

by @mymommysaysimspecial March 17, 2025