Dildo bird

When a hooker shoves a dildo into her vagina and the hooker sqeezes her ass cheeks together thus sending the dildo flying out of her vagina and across the room as a projectile.
I was standing outside my neighbor's house when a dildo bird came flying through the window and killed my pet puppy.
by mudboy7 July 07, 2019
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flirt-bird

A person that flutters around from person to person flirting with them, and trades from person to person like a bird fly's from telephone line to telephone line.
"Liz, you are such a flirt-bird! You're constantly flirting with every guy you talk to!"
by Lizzzers October 23, 2007
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bird vision

A side effect of some medications that makes the world look wormier than normal.
"Side effects of Wormatrix include dry mouth, constipation, and bird vision."
by Skee Ball January 31, 2008
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Angry birds

The most addicting iPhone game you will ever play. Ever.
by Syehsreh January 04, 2011
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The Biggest Bird

When someone has unspoken rizz, loves kids, and clearly is The Biggest Bird
Cod: Who is the biggest bird
Bod: Me I like kids and I got the rizzler of ozz
by Zeeku January 11, 2023
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Baby birding

The art of baby birding requires a liquid, either water or booze, being drank by one individual and spit into another individual's mouth for pleasure and shared enjoyment.
I got so tanked last night. I couldn't refuse a single baby bird. Baby birding gets me everytime.
by Spitfam April 04, 2014
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penis bird

A scarlet macaw that will get on a man's penis during masturbation whcih will disturb their masturbation if it ends up in their house and will get on their penis ......
Kid:what's that bird doing on the man's stick?

Tom had a penis bird on him and disturbed his masturbation

The penis bird flew through the windown and on to the penis during masturbation
by markunami November 12, 2006
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