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Kobe Nades

The term comes from counter strike global offensive, it is used when a player throws a grenade and it perfectly blows the enemy. When this is achieved the player is totally glorified by his teammates and feels self satisfaction and proudness after many depressing years.
Due to fact that Kobe died 2 hours ago the term is now used in special occasions,

When you fuck up a grenade you might be kicked from the match by your teammates as a cause of profanation of Kobe.
Player 1: *gets a grenade kill*
Player 2: dude nice Kobe Nades
Player 3: Kobe
Kobe Nades by Skrrt man January 26, 2020
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Tasteful nude 

A nude in which the sender covers up their genitals with something like strip of clothing.
Claire: “John sent me tasteful nudes last night. Respect to him for not sending me a dick pic.
Tasteful nude by Seizedbigfoot6 October 5, 2021

Happy Nude Year 

A silly way of saying "Happy New Year" that incites all the haters to post mean spirited definitions on Urban dictionary because they can't imagine taking anything lightly or posting anything besides insults at other people who live happier healthier lives.
It's January first, I was at a party with lots of people who like me. I wished them all a "Happy Nude Year" which was uncharictaristic so we all had a good laugh and started exchanging funny New Years Stories. One guy sat in a corner all by himself and didn't socialize, he just sat there with his face in his phone posting something mean on Urban Dictionary about other people obviously having social issues.

nude boobs 

naked breast of a sexy female!
I have nude boobs, Logan Look at them! Squeeze them! Suck Them!
The feeling of being slightly modest while nude with other.
Did you notice Sharon at the hot tub? She was showing a lot of nudisty with that huge towel around her waist.
nudisty by His Duderificness September 8, 2010

Seasonal nudist 

A person who's nudist behavior is determined by season. They usually live in areas with prominent winters, places with seasons where it could become much too cold to keep up their nudist behavior
Person 1: Dude, what's with Natalie the Nudist wearing that jacket outside?
Person 2: She has to keep from freezing so she's become a seasonal nudist
Seasonal nudist by EmZajex May 19, 2011

Nude Erection 

Common mishearing of "New Direction". Usually peppered throughout political speeches and occasionally found in songs.

This may also be used to steer the subject of a conversation toward sex.
"I have a nude erection for America!"

"Don't look back, got a nude erection. I loved you once, needed protection." - Tattoo, as sung by Jordin Sparks

"Honey, allow me to take things in a nude erection..."
Nude Erection by lemonlimeskull April 21, 2010