"The 'speed' of the Internet --- i.e., how long web-pages take to 'load' and/or respond to you mouse-clicks --- will be in direct inverse proportion to how urgently you need to view the desired material; the connection will be even slower at times there's someone else waiting for you who's also in a hurry.
My buddy needed me to hastily Google engine-bolt-torquing specs during an emergency-repair task he was struggling to get done before a downpour, but the Web was "slower dan molasses runnin' uphill in da wintertime" --- it was a classic "Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed" scenario!
by QuacksO July 28, 2018
Get the Murphy's Law of Internet-Speedmug. "What on earth do you mean they're calling themselves 'Sigma Males'?"
"Murphy's second law. They exist."
"Murphy's second law. They exist."
by waddlemarco June 30, 2021
Get the Murphy's second lawmug. When a woman knowingly accuses the wrong lover of paternity. She may have any of a number of reasons including child support, marriage, spite, to cover infidelity, etc.
by FuryUSness November 20, 2017
Get the pulled a Murphymug. "I'm on a first date, hottest girl I've ever gone out with, we go back to her place to fuck, and just as I'm about to cum I get the Murphy squirts. Painted a path from her bed all the way to the toilet. I guess she didn't see the humor in it, cuz she didn't want a second date..."
by Bottom-feeder Beater February 18, 2022
Get the Murphy squirtsmug. 
by Yeagotchushorty June 2, 2022
Get the Murphy-Mitchellmug. A straight guy who is a resemblance of God
and pulls all the women but in the end is a very nice guy and can cheer you up when needed
and pulls all the women but in the end is a very nice guy and can cheer you up when needed
by Cameron Cross October 30, 2022
Get the Brendan Murphymug.