death machine

a(n) law, institution, cycle, or occurance which facilitates, mandates, or (indirectly or directly) causes death.

World trade is a death machine because it causes poverty that breeds violence and or death in under-developed nations.

by C.J. Smith February 10, 2006

porn machine

the latest invasive full-body scan X-ray technology utilized by the TSA at American airports

My buddy who's a TSA agent at LAX downloaded a ton of great pics from a couple of their porn machines!

by dookeyboy November 25, 2010

Washing Machine

During anal sex with a woman you pee up her ass and gyrate your hips in a circular motion whilst making a wooshing sound.

I turned her into a washing machine last night now shes cleaning shit up all day

by DEMuahahah June 29, 2011

Facebook Machine

A computer primarily designed to browse sites like Facebook instead of doing proper work on.

The new Macbook is a $1000 Facebook Machine.

by CloudZephyr June 3, 2015

Gumball Machine

A sex thing in which you put your balls in her butt, then put a quarter in her slot, then she pops out the balls.

My chick pushed to hard when i was gumballing her and she took a dump.

I jizzed when i gumballed my girl.

Gumball Machine is my favorite sex thing to do.

by POWERtehPIMP April 28, 2008

rage against the machine

A Karl Marx-inspired band formed in the early 90's, broke apart sometime in the year 2000. One of the most succesful political modern rock bands, and progenitors of the 'rap-rock' movement. Some of their music videos were directed by controversial filmmaker Michael Moore. Credibility is sometimes challenged, however. Tom Morello, guitarist of the band, claims to be a Marxist advocate but owns a number of expensive Cadillac automobiles at his LA home.

Self-titled, Evil Empire, Battle of Los Angeles

by SleeperInTheFire March 22, 2005

claw machine

A machine that takes your quarters (ok, dollars) and offers you a shot at picking up anything from a stuffed animal to a smartphone.

Setting: Dave and Busters at the claw machines:
Guy 1:"Closer....Closer....A little to the left.... A bit back.... Perfect! Hit the button!
Guy 2: Hits Button.
Claw Lowers.
Claw Lowers.
Claw Lowers
Claw revolves slightly.
Claw grabs end of doll.
Claw drops doll.
Claw returns empty to the prize chute and makes a big show of open and closing.
Guy 1 and 2: "Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck......

by ADHDfidget May 2, 2017