half lennon

to spill someone else's drink, as a direct consequence of your own action

ben threw a ball and knocked over his Nan's can of V, he didnt think he had "pulled a lennon", but had infact pulled a "half lennon"

by bob denbers December 10, 2009

Corrective Lens

Something you put on your face so that other people's beauty becomes more apparent. It fixes the problem in your eyes.

Hey, give me my corrective lens', I need them to ride that outlandish giraffe.

by PAYJE April 20, 2010

fatboy lenses

When you look back on an old crush, and realize that they were never attractive at all... you were just looking at them through sad, desperate "fatboy lenses".

It's like having beer goggles while being sober.

"Oh man, I ran into Jess the other day. She's so queer looking. I must have been looking at her through my fatboy lenses back at school"

by TwentyMayBeTwenty May 14, 2010

Foggy Lense Syndrome (FLS)

A condition where the protagonist defies all logic and makes an outrageous out of this world comment that leaves the audience dumbfounded

Ambreen's at it again with her Foggy Lense Syndrome (FLS)

by PicanteMexico June 4, 2010

stanley lennon

The best boyfriend a guy could ask for! Greatest Smile ever!

Stanley Lennon is sooo dreamy!

by jollygreengiant1481 January 12, 2016

caleb lennon

a guy who lies about absolutly every thing

that guy is a total caleb lennon

by flashrider February 25, 2017

cocktact lense

Drizzling your man gravy into someone's eye.

She wouldn't stop staring at me, so I helped put in her cocktact lense.

by RustyPWhole April 27, 2017