girl: i made a hand mold in the hospital with me and my late boyfriend
other person: i’m so sorry for your loss
other person: i’m so sorry for your loss
by anonymous May 7, 2023

When you acknowledge the existence of a show regardless of how ridiculously stupid it just might be, but because there's nothing else on TV, it is ironically entertaining.
1. Late Watched Gossip Girl; because One Tree Hill finished and you were to lazy to change the channel.
2. Late Watched Sex in the City; because knowing the difference between Carrie and Miranda makes you that much more attractive to women.
3. I Late Watched star trek because the remote control was all the way on the other side of the room
2. Late Watched Sex in the City; because knowing the difference between Carrie and Miranda makes you that much more attractive to women.
3. I Late Watched star trek because the remote control was all the way on the other side of the room
by theloltrain December 30, 2009

A playfully-overprecise remark that you tell someone to let him know that you may be briefly delayed in meeting up with him, and so he should simply wait for you if you don't arrive at precisely the moment when you said you would.
Cool dude, texting to his buddy on his smart-phone as he's hurriedly scuttling along the downtown sidewalk: "I've had a last-minute errand that I gotta run real quick, so I may be two-tenths of a split-second late --- no worries, though, Bro --- I'll still shoot some hoops wif youse, just as I promised."
by QuacksO October 2, 2018

by seren3d_. March 8, 2025

'Late Train' is a game. 6 men must get in a circle and have a carpet in the middle. They all undress, and they start to masturbate. The one who cums last takes 1st place. The other 5 must drink their own cum. Whoever drinks it the fastest wins, and the bottom three have to have a gangbang together. The other two winners get a 30 min. gangbang with a willing girl and 1st prize is a girl for 5 hours. All for yourself.
'Dude, I played Late Train last night!'
'How did it go?'
'Well, I have to say that getting a dick in my mouth and my ass at the same time is not ideal...'
'How did it go?'
'Well, I have to say that getting a dick in my mouth and my ass at the same time is not ideal...'
by Faggot Mouse September 10, 2018

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 28, 2025
