1. When you get a big ass piece of cotton and share it among a group of friends, urinating and jizzing on it. When you are done, you each take turns jumping into the fluffy cotton ball.
2. A group full of white trash retards, great chance of being gay.
2. A group full of white trash retards, great chance of being gay.
by Ronnie8759 April 21, 2007
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Masturbation, in case subtlety's not your thing. Tommy tank. You know.
"Knit one purl one knit one purl- AND cast off..."
Masturbation, in case subtlety's not your thing. Tommy tank. You know.
"Knit one purl one knit one purl- AND cast off..."
(Declamatory) "Did you see Gavin & Stacey last night?"
"No. I was knitting."
(Perjorative) : "You dirty little knitter !"
(Descriptive) *When a pretty girl (or boy- we must be inclusive here) walks into view* "Ah- a new pattern!"
(And if 'new pattern' has been particularly apposite:) "I blunted my piggin' needle last night. Dropped a stitch".
"No. I was knitting."
(Perjorative) : "You dirty little knitter !"
(Descriptive) *When a pretty girl (or boy- we must be inclusive here) walks into view* "Ah- a new pattern!"
(And if 'new pattern' has been particularly apposite:) "I blunted my piggin' needle last night. Dropped a stitch".
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a god aweful band. Quite possible the worst thing i have ever heard in my entire life. Its just a bunch of stupid ass whiteboys that rap about weed. How fucking pathetic. They all need to get their fucking asses kicked by G-unit or something. And no i dont like rap, but it would be funny shit for them to turn into pussies in front of some real gangsters. Fuck the Kottonmouth kings.
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guy 1: I was totally knitting last night with my girl.
guy 2: Oh what yarn did you use?
guy 1: you idiot, I'm talking 'bout sex!
guy 2: I knew that man... I knit all the time too!
guy 2: Oh what yarn did you use?
guy 1: you idiot, I'm talking 'bout sex!
guy 2: I knew that man... I knit all the time too!
by JayeWings February 20, 2011
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