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kelley

A pill comprising MDMA, magnesium (for the jaw clench), and 5-HTP (serotonin precursor).
No man, you aren't rolling on molly, this here is a kelley.
by Panoply January 13, 2014
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Kelly Clarkson

Apparently something good to yell when you're getting your chest hair waxed, as Steve Carell demonstrated when he played Andy Stitzer in The 40 Year Old Virgin.
Waxer: (rips Steve's chest hair out ferociously)

Andy: YOWWWWW!! KELLY CLARKSON!!!!!!
by BabyFireflyyy June 17, 2009
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helen keller pirate

When I chick gets a wad in both eyes, both ears, and still has a cock in her mouth so she can't yell.
Rita got a Helen Keller pirate during initiation into the back row fraternity.
by backrow boys August 19, 2009
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Kelly Jane Bernier

the most amazing girl to ever walk this earth. she is amazing.
kelly jane bernier is the sex and the most amazing girl ever.
by codyjoshuacarter October 4, 2008
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Kelly Clarkson

A sex move performed by a man as the top half of doggy-style intercourse. When the man feels himself on the edge of climax, he sings, "Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this!" He then knocks out the bottom with a donkey punch to the back of the head and ejaculates on his/her back.
Bro #1: Did you hear? John pulled a Kelly Clarkson on Karen and moonwalked out of the motel room! . . . She's pressing charges.

Bro #2: Karen's such a bitch.
by dragon_reborn May 20, 2017
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The Hellen Keller

Noun, usually used as a verb. The Hellen-Keller is when you are hooking up with a woman who has large breasts, and you bury your face in the middle of them, wrap her breasts around your hears and continue to yell...... "I can't hear you!!!! I can't hear you!!!!
" I just gave that girl The Hellen Keller, and I woke up her dog."

"I'm mad because that guy gave me The Hellen Keller, and he woke up my dog who doesn't usually sleep well.
by Scribystyles16 December 13, 2009
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Kelly Ann

The funniest person anyone will ever meet. She's tall, cute and usualy has a hot best friend named Jessy.
Kirby- "You know who I love?"
Lizzy- "Who, Jessy?"
Kirby- "No, Kelly Ann. But she's just as hot"
;D
by Nukkabooiloveyou May 29, 2010
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