by geezie11 October 16, 2008
Get the Shawn Johnson mug.1. A brand name of bratwurst sausages, possibly known to some Canadians for their low-budget, ridiculous commercial from around 2005.
2. An extended, more penis-image-conjuring version of the slang word johnson.
Note: another funny sausage name to bastardize by referring to penises is English Banger.
2. An extended, more penis-image-conjuring version of the slang word johnson.
Note: another funny sausage name to bastardize by referring to penises is English Banger.
So what I didn't realize last night when that stipper grabbed my Johnsonville Brat was that she was distracting me while she stole my ring and my watch.
by Leroy Brown 420 February 5, 2009
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when someone deeply lacking common sense repeatedly does things they know they'll get caught doing yet insists they wont, often under the infulence of sugar, caffine or boredom.
Willie: dude i'm goin surfin wanna come?(chugs another root beer)
Billy: brah aren't you grounded?
Willie:yeah but check the sweet tide dude!
Billy:Dude thats such a fuckin cherry johnson
Willie: (eats somemore sugar straws) whaterver brah, i never get caught
(gets caught and grounded 3 more weeks)
Billy: brah aren't you grounded?
Willie:yeah but check the sweet tide dude!
Billy:Dude thats such a fuckin cherry johnson
Willie: (eats somemore sugar straws) whaterver brah, i never get caught
(gets caught and grounded 3 more weeks)
by alchesay crow March 4, 2008
Get the Cherry Johnson mug.Noun. Ingenious idea(s) that have not come to fruition. In their present form, they may seem ridiculous ( and flushable), but over time have potential or qualitative redeeming value.
John has come up with a revolutionary way to recycle used toilet paper, but Elizabeth told him that it was purely johnsense.
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Get the johnson lid mug.Intensly staring at some one, fantasizing about the person or persons involved with your penis (Johnson).
1. John: Why cant Joe hear me?
Mike: Because he's deep in johnsontration.
2. Damnit man! You broke my johnsontration!
Mike: Because he's deep in johnsontration.
2. Damnit man! You broke my johnsontration!
by J Dee Oh Double Gee(JASONATOR) May 22, 2011
Get the Johnsontration mug.The second best name after Niclas. Its said that when Maria gave birth to Jesus she wanted his name to be Johansen, but Joseph didnt agree.
Hey Johansen, Fuck her right in the pussy.
by Slick Slack November 28, 2016
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