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Shawn Johnson

2008 Olympic gold medal gymnast with a nice ass..
by geezie11 October 16, 2008
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Johnsonville Brat

1. A brand name of bratwurst sausages, possibly known to some Canadians for their low-budget, ridiculous commercial from around 2005.

2. An extended, more penis-image-conjuring version of the slang word johnson.

Note: another funny sausage name to bastardize by referring to penises is English Banger.
So what I didn't realize last night when that stipper grabbed my Johnsonville Brat was that she was distracting me while she stole my ring and my watch.
by Leroy Brown 420 February 5, 2009
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Cherry Johnson

when someone deeply lacking common sense repeatedly does things they know they'll get caught doing yet insists they wont, often under the infulence of sugar, caffine or boredom.
Willie: dude i'm goin surfin wanna come?(chugs another root beer)
Billy: brah aren't you grounded?
Willie:yeah but check the sweet tide dude!
Billy:Dude thats such a fuckin cherry johnson
Willie: (eats somemore sugar straws) whaterver brah, i never get caught
(gets caught and grounded 3 more weeks)
by alchesay crow March 4, 2008
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Johnsense

Noun. Ingenious idea(s) that have not come to fruition. In their present form, they may seem ridiculous ( and flushable), but over time have potential or qualitative redeeming value.
John has come up with a revolutionary way to recycle used toilet paper, but Elizabeth told him that it was purely johnsense.
by Johnnymous January 23, 2019
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johnson lid

noun: a condom or device placed between penis and the world.
"yo, let me get a johnson lid, i think i'm getting lucky tonight."
by doug p January 14, 2008
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Johnsontration

Intensly staring at some one, fantasizing about the person or persons involved with your penis (Johnson).
1. John: Why cant Joe hear me?
Mike: Because he's deep in johnsontration.

2. Damnit man! You broke my johnsontration!
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johansen

The second best name after Niclas. Its said that when Maria gave birth to Jesus she wanted his name to be Johansen, but Joseph didnt agree.
by Slick Slack November 28, 2016
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