jelly fish

a guys load left on the shower floor.

telling your buddy not to slip on your jelly fish when he showers.

by moammar charleson November 4, 2007

jelly bracelets

Fashion statement not not sex symbol who ever started it is a Jack ass because Windham schools in Ohio have now abanded them. thats just retarded

like girls wear short skirts its a fashion state ment for god sakes get over the sex thing.

by Ashley Roosa December 20, 2003

Jelly Rollin

To have sex with an obese woman while on ecstasy.

Did you hear that Gavin was jelly rollin last night!

Damn that bitch was fat, but fuck it I was jelly rollin

by thejellyroller July 18, 2011

jelly bracelet

Bracelets purchased at a local Dollar Store. That resemble "sex bracelets" though the Jelly Bracelets aren't the original ones.

I had a set of originals. They were a lot thinner and easier to break than the Jelly ones.

Where I live.
They have meaning and they're used.
High, Middle, Elementary School & College.
Though mainly by couples... and kids who are flirting.

If a guy has a crush on a girl, he'll accidentally break a jelly bracelet that means kiss, so the girl will kiss him thus breaking the ice.

Duh

by Candra.Disaster May 10, 2008

jelly

Something that Beyonce & Co. don't think you're ready for.

Little Timmy: "Hey, I found the peanut butter, but where's the jelly?"
Beyonce, singing over-pitched as usual: "I don't think you're ready for this jelly"
Little Timmy (snatching the jelly out Beyonce's hand and slicing her Achilles tendon with the bread knife):"Oh, yes I am, bitch!"

by lawnmowerman December 2, 2004

Jelly Beans

1. Innuendo used to portray a male's sexual desire towards a particular woman.

2. Referring to the physically pleasing aspects of a woman because everyone knows that a Jelly Bean is supple and delicious.

Woman: "Oh, that man over there looks fine!"
Other Woman: "Bitch, please, he is only after your Jelly Beans"

Man: "Damn, son, I really want her Jelly Beans."

by Gouchardo September 12, 2011

Royal Jelly

The glorious coating surrounding a cock when it pulls out of an asshole that has not been prelubed. The asshole has created a natural lubricant that when stretched between your fingers has similar texture to snot from your nose when you have a mild cold. Colour varies from clear, creamy white to orange (possibly due to diet).

She was so hot when I ass fucked her, my cock shimmered in a delectable coating of Royal Jelly.

by Dick Slime October 11, 2007