Purple Jerkin

The act of twisting one's penis until it's purple, then masturbating furiously.

"Yo, I'm straight purple jerkin right now."

"Last night I purple jerked so hard I popped at least 8 blood vessels."

by Tungsten Pimp January 19, 2022

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Jesus Jeri

Originally used when your grandpa complains about something your grandma, Jeri, said or did

Commonly used by saying "Jesus Jeri" to anybody doing something spontaneous

Person 1: I just bought tickets to a concert for tomorrow!

Person 2: Jesus Jeri!!

by Petey_Wheatey April 28, 2023

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Jeremy • Jerry • Jeremiah • jerk • Jersey • jeromes • Jersey shore • Jerk off • Jermaine • Jersey Girl

The Tuck and Jerk is performed when the internet is down or porn is unavailable. In this situation the male party tucks his genitals between his legs to resemble the genitals of a woman. He then takes a picture of this and uses it to masturbate. In effect a person is creating their own porn to jerk it to.

I need to buy a playboy. Last night the modem when down, so I had to Tuck and Jerk.

by Junior96 December 5, 2011

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Jerusalem chicken sandwich

A chicken sandwich from Jerusalem

That Jerusalem chicken sandwich really hit the spot.

by WillRF April 26, 2011

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jeremy clarkson'd

To pass a large number of vehicles at a high rate of speed across the yellow line with oncoming traffic bearing down.

Refers to Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's awesomely aggressive driving style.

The polar opposite of James May's driving style.

Guy: Why are you shaking?

Other Guy: Its from adrenaline. I just Jeremy Clarkson'd the hell out of like 15 people.

Guy: Nice!

by norelationtothestig November 13, 2011

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