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Phone guyussy

A word used to describe the red plump man hole of phone guy, aka the character with a phone for a head that appears in the hit game, five nights at freddys, who the audience chose to woo over and make pregnant art of.
Person 1:bro GLAMROCK FREDDY IS SO HOT. I NEED HIS GLAMROCK IN ME
person 2:FR BRO, phone guy and his phone guyussy tho
by anonymoushotass January 18, 2022
mugGet the Phone guyussymug.

phone hobo

1. Some one who has lost, or is in the process of replacing, their phone and has to borrow other peoples phone.

2. Someone who leaves their phone home when going out with friends to save their phone minutes by using the friends phone.
Mark was a phone hobo over a week while getting his new phone through work.

Jeff is such a phone hobo! Every time we go out his phone is back at his apartment - cheap ass!
by Ms. Noush May 6, 2009
mugGet the phone hobomug.

spiderman phone

A smart phone that has been dropped, the screen shattered, resembling a spider web, but still works.
Owner, user will continue to use it, dreading the cost of replacing it.
Dude finally upgrades to a smart phone, and what does he do on the first day? He drops it
and converts it to a spiderman phone.
by GATORBOY9A April 29, 2013
mugGet the spiderman phonemug.

Burn Phone

Mobile phone throw against a wall and then set on fire, when the owner realises that his Android phone has insufficient memory to be updated, thus rendering it worthless.
Sorry I didn’t call You but the latest security update release a case of (And)”Roid Rage” which turned my phone into a “Burn Phone”
by Alanya Viking November 12, 2017
mugGet the Burn Phonemug.

Phone-Scissoring

When two females share intimate feelings over the phone together, otherwise know as chick talking. The purpose is to build to emotional climax, possibly culminating in an emo-phonegasm as evidenced by tears.
Stop phone-scissoring with Stacey and make me dinner!
by x BILKO x October 10, 2016
mugGet the Phone-Scissoringmug.

Phone bitch

The person that you call while settling in for a significant drive who is always ready to chat on the phone with you until you get to your intended destination.
I had a commute from hell yesterday, it sucked balls, thank goodness I had Sally for a phone bitch to pass the time.
by Redneonstarball June 10, 2022
mugGet the Phone bitchmug.

phone neck

This is the form of a bad habit, which is caused by the actions of constantly looking down for long periods of time at smart phones (iOS, Android, etc.) that eventually results with neck pain, or feeling as if one's neck is strained from being in an uncomfortable position. Phone neck isn't a common problem now, but with technology constantly advancing, and with new innovative ideas for communicating and entertainment on the rise in most modern societies, this will be a reoccurring problem with most people. This all started with the millennials.
BobbyJo: Damn mad, I was talking to Lisa the other day and she completely ignored me since she was on her damn phone. Then she said her neck has been hurting out of the blue.

JT: She probably got that phone neck.
by jotahu July 20, 2017
mugGet the phone neckmug.

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